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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2021 @ 2:01am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2020 @ 7:00am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2021 @ 9:13am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2021 @ 1:55am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 5:22am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 5:43am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2020 @ 7:26am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2020 @ 7:42am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 12:28am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2020 @ 6:35am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 5:17am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 10:12am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2020 @ 7:44am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 6:34am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 1:37am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 5:49am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2021 @ 2:27am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 9:56am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 6:48am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 1:37am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 2:01am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 8:51am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 6:21am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 7:44am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 6:17am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:21am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:25am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:56pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:53am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:50am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:51am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:51am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:53am



Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one