Recent reviews by reprodukTOOOOOOOOOOOR

Here some haiku from me:

" Open world beautiful,
soul is put to sleep,
my peepee not erect... "

The ubisoft style open world type of game could not be saved even by japanizing beam. Under the cloak of beauty is hidden shallow, utterly boring gameplay. Follow someoneone, investigate, follow footsteps, chop down some mongols in style, repeat. All style, no substance, story is not interesting, protagonist without charisma, open world activities arent many and are highly repetitive as well.

Good for people interested in this japan part of history or lonely teens, who would like to bring their weeb fantazies to life, but all of that could be replaced by reading a book.

Novelty wears out really quickly, rockstars RDR 2 remains the king of open world games

Some ginger raging against the machines, killing in the name of GAIA for the people of the sun in this beautiful world.

needs more time in the oven

My party characters had a goblin throwing contest

This game has skaven yes-yes,
thats a good trade-barter,
get the warp stone for horned rat, the doom is coming for man-things,
die-die

“We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.” To achieve their ends.”

Some slytherin chad.

Style over substance.

"SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP ! ",
is the only phrase, that will be flowing through your head, as youre swimming through that exposition vomit, desperately searching for any kind of gameplay.

Blessed by the anime god, you finally get to control your character after 2 hours... for five seconds of walking down the street, then get drowned in a vomit again.

Story seems like its written by a 15 years old holding pen in one hand and johnson in the other. Over exaggerated-expressions, every character acting like a 10 year old anime girl and you still have no idea, why everyone still dwell on events, that happened months ago.

SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP !
I already know, what a castle is, just let me play the game. I need to work on my skills, so I dont get one-shotted when I get to play after 3 hours of crying in the corner, wondering, that If I was a weeb, It would be probably better to pay a hoe for an hour, then buying this game

You have a particular date, when if you go to work, you get paid more and improve your skill ? Sorry, you cant do that here, let the game rewind a time for you, so you can skip it, we cant afford you to play this game, first you must listen for another 2 hours of yapping, because you happened to find some stray cat

SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP !
Cat, dont tell me to go to sleep, when the game itself told me, that I can go out at night. No I dont want to go to sleep, because, when the next day starts, I will be abducted into another 2 hour ramble of this manure salesman with a mouthful of samples. Somebody tell eminem to stop reading the dictionary and buy this " game " instead.


So what do you do in this game ?
I have no idea to be honest, I know you play it like for five minutes in one hour, because you can finnish combat in 4 clicks and game is too scared to let you go on your own, carefull, you might forget what a castle is....
ah here we go, another 2 hour exposition vomit...

SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP
just lemme play the game.

I cant recommend this low standard weeb bait,
its like kissing a girl...
with a moustache...
that farts like a rhino...
and has a down syndrome

They took MW warzone 1 and made it into MW warzone 0.2

One does not simply place enough miners !

Live through a fantasy life of Jeff Bezos to make your employees as miserable as possible !