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wanna duck?

LEMME SMASH

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Scripted lemme smash 1:
Random birb: This is a nice stick. I like sticks. Peck, peck.
Ron: Lemme smash. Please.
Random birb: No, Ron. Go find Becky.
Ron: You want sum ♥♥♥?
Becky: No, Ron. I don't want some ♥♥♥.
Ron: I got you blue. Hey gurl. You want sum tail?
Becky: Ugh... Ron. Your tail is small
Ron: Wot? Swiggity Swooty? You want yellow? She doesn't want yellow... Blue and yellow? No..
Becky: Ron? I'm leaving.
Ron: Wot? No, WAIT! Lemme smash. What has my life come to? Becky thought my tail was big. Becky used to lemme smash.
But becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe...
♥♥♥♥ this nest. ♥♥♥♥ Ben! I NEED YOU BECKY! BECKY LEMME SMASH! Ima get that ♥♥♥♥♥ a stick. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love sticks.
Wrong stick... Stick, stick, stick, stick. Need stick, got stick. BECKY! I got stick! LEMME SMASH

Scripted lemme smash 2:
Ron: I'm learning to jump for bekkeh. Help me.
Sophie: Just walk... but like... up.
Ron: I can't walk up, Sophie. That's not how it works. Stupid ♥♥♥♥.
Sophie: Bend your knees.
Ron: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bending knees... Who walks up?! AH ♥♥♥♥. SPIDERS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Hold your beak Sophie. Oh ♥♥♥♥! I can do it. I'm jumping! Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Susan watch.
Pretty good, right guys? Guys?
Random fedora hat birb: M'lady
Ron: Wot?
Sophie: Just go with it ron.
Random fedora hat birb: Nice guys finish last
Ron: What the ♥♥♥♥? Susan are you seeing this? He had a hat. He. Had. A. Hat. Sophie, look.
Random fedora hat birb: I'm not like the other guys.
Susan: My beak is so wet rn.
Ron: Are you pekkin kidding me? I'm trying that. Swag.
Random fedora hat birb: You got this, Ronald!
Becky: Oh my bird. He's retarded.
Ronald: Lemme triple tap that beak, bekkeh.
Random fedora hat birb: Praise the lawd.
Ron: I'm coming for u bekkeh!! #YoloSwag 24/7 Blaze it!
10 million birbs: #Squad Goalz
Ron: Get that beak ready Bekkeh!
Random fedora hat birb: GO GET HER RONALD. WOO!!
Ron: BECKYYYY!!!! LEMME SMASH