"Immer wenn die ne ECO haben stehe ich mit der Banane in der AWP!" ~Lucas 2K15

"Warte mal hier, ich muss mal eben meinen ♥♥♥♥ together kriegen!" ~Lucas 2K15

"I'M going to MAD!" ~Jack 2K15

"If there was a SPRAY GOD in greek mythology it would have been me!" ~Mitsu 2K16

"He is so vicious that he has a name!" / "Der ist so bösartig, dass er sogar einen Namen hat!"
~Me 2K16 (every 5 minutes playing Tom Clancy's The Division)

"*DEAD* i suck at cs go : me is playing so serious and hes trolling and griefing" ~ Nicole 2K16
"*DEAD* i suck at cs go : tree b site" ~ Nicole 2K16

"i suck at cs go : sniper is shouting at me" ~ Nicole 2K16
"i suck at cs go : im afraid" ~ Nicole 2K16
"BAMtheMLGPro : as afraid as you can be if a kiwi is screaming at you" ~ Me 2K16

"Bist du jetzt franzose?" ~Christian 2K16
"Weis nicht es ist einfach mit mir durchgegangen!" ~Me 2K16

"Jetzt Flash ich auch die Fail!" ~Me 2K16

"Did somone bring a Macedonian flag in here?" ~Anders Blume MLG Columbus 3rd March 2K16

"I like too oh-oh!" ~Nicole 2K16

"Der Hackt LEGIT!" ~Nicole 2K16

"● *DEAD* RISEN : im not saying that he is afk" ~Me 2K16
"● *DEAD* RISEN : but he is" ~Me 2K16

"Bad!Bull : pukni in da thermos" ~Random Kid 2K16
"● RISEN : kaki in da hosos" ~Me 2K16

"Du STILL KEALER!" ~tanjiha 2k16

"Chriscg: skype ♥♥♥♥ cause its hotmic central" ~Chris 2K16

"I have sound hack! I make many noises and then i hack!" ~Dirk 2K16

"● SkurT : kankerserver hot ferdomeh" ~SkurT 2K16

"How can he see?" ~Me 2K16
"With his eyes!" ~Dirk 2K16

"Push them like you push your girlfriend!" ~Melania "Gina" Mylioti 2K16
"Why would I push my girlfriend?" ~Me 2K16
"I'm sorry I meant your right hand!" ~Melania "Gina" Mylioti 2K16

"On a scale from 1 to flusha is cheating how mad are you?" ~Me 2K16

"Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen sind nicht so mein ding!" ~Deliria. 2K16

"This TS is toxic! It has radioactivity to it!" ~foward 2K17

"Ich bin professioneller Semi-Pro!" ~Me 2K17

"● *DEAD*(Terrorist) pineapple pizza : i'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ their moms" ~TPQ 2K17

"I didn't expect Bingo to do that well!" ~Me 2K17
"Bingo neither!" ~Zjellie 2K17

*DEAD* Knotti : you will now see a magic trick :)
Player Knotti left the game (Disconnect)
Knotti abandoned the match and received a 24 hour competitive matchmaking cooldown.

"● Cube : voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir sil vous plait" ~Cube 2K17

"Why do I feel so gay?" ~Twinkey 2K17

"I forgot where I planted, man, I was scared!" ~RhYMES 2K17

"Man I'm old!" ~RhYMES 2K17

"What do you mean with "MILKSHAKE" though? I feel like that's a codeword for tits!" ~RhYMES 2K17

Flutura and Griffin :"Can I have a drop?" ... Five guns flying towards Flutura ... True Story!

"● *DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) TehPehQu°` : i'm deranking but atleast it was worth it" ~TPQ 2K17
"Between Eda's tits and Chiara's shot it was totally worth it!" ~M4DN3SS.- 2K17

"TehPehQu°`: eda is too busy sucking my ♥♥♥♥" ~TPQ 2K17

After I clutch the round : "● *DEAD*(Terrorist) TPQuokka : i'm wet" ~TPQ 2K17

"Wir machens synchron!" ~tanjiha 2K17

"*DEAD* ✪Flutura : delete the game" ~Flutura 2K17

"● *DEAD*(Terrorist) TPQ : they have such gay corners" ~TPQ 2K17

".Peachmonsta: Griffin meint du bist zu low ._. " ~Mareike 2K17

" *DEAD* AdamUK : WHAT
*DEAD* AdamUK : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LONG ASS ZEUS
*DEAD* AdamUK : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ZEUSING ME FROM NARNIA AND ♥♥♥♥" ~AdamUK 2K17

"● DяΛмΛ Quєєи ♡ : < best player eu west c:" ~DяΛмΛ Quєєи ♡ (while having 2K/2A/16D) 2K17

"wenn der mich knifed" ~Shelly (while looking at the last alive at the other end of the side) 2k17

"Der geht im T-Spawn zelten!" ~Mareike 2K17

"Das sind die Brains!" ~Mareike 2K17

"Die haben keine balls, die pushen! ... Die haben balls die pushen!" ~Mareike 2K17

"Hey, ich hab den geknallt!" ~Mareike 2K17

"Feuchte Möse..." ~Mareike 2K17
"Hast du gerade Feuchte Möse gesagt?" ~Me 2K17
"Ja, wollte nicht ♥♥♥♥♥ sagen!" ~Mareike 2K17

"Cyka Blyat, Putin, Vodka!" ~Angelo 2K17
"Das ist nicht spanisch!" ~Me 2K17
"Wenn ich sage, dass das spanisch ist, dann ist das auch so!" ~Angelo 2K17

"I like how you actually have clothes on!" ~Dirk 2K17

"Ich hab mich auf meine Zigarette gesetzt! ... Man bin ich heute ein genius!" ~Mareike 2K17

"silverback monkey : griffin you are garbage
● *DEAD* Griffin : killed you so many times in mid XD
● *DEAD* Griffin : 10-15 telling me that I'm garbage while his movement is like his name
● *DEAD* Griffin : silver and like a monkey
● *DEAD* SiLv1eerJJ =DDD : :D
● *DEAD* .peaach #fckoff : get rekt" ~Just MM-things 2K17

"Garcia : your team 4000 hours 3500 hours 2000 hours 3000hours 2000 hours"
"Garcia : our team 700 500 400"
"● Griffin : filthy casuals" ~2K17

"Für manche ist es mittags!" ~sherriiii um 2Uhr nachts!

"● Griffin : The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead!
● Griffin : The Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead!
● Griffin : But dayum you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up big time!!!" ~Me 2K17

"Ich mag es wenn es rumschlabbert!" ~Mareike 2K17

"Weniger cyka, mehr blyat!" ~Zack 2K17

Peach :"Bin kurz AFK!"
SkyLexX :" Reported!"
Whitebeard :"Reported!"
Griffin :"INSTANT REPORTED!" ~2K17

Griffin :"Do you believe in me Chiara?"
Chiara :"Uhmmmmm..."
Griffin :"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
Chiara :"I mean you're too old!" ~2K18

"I still don't get how emma is above me?" ~Me 2K18
"BOMB PLANTS MY ♥♥♥♥♥!" ~Emmsi 2K18

"You got a name with that problem?" ~Me 2K18

"04:51 PM - Winnie: L M A I
04:51 PM - Winnie: O*" ~Winnie 2K18

"Why can't I skin you?" ~ Sara [www.twitch.tv] 2K18

"Ich will mit deinem Joystick spielen!" ~MuffinToast 2K18

"Er hat 2 mal reingespritzt!" ~Namitsu 2K18

"Some people have a life Chiara!... I mean not me though!" ~Me 2K18
"That's what I thought!" ~Chiara 2K18

"all we did during the lessons was look at our insanely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot teacher" ~Winnie 2K18

"I need as much words as I can in a sandwich!" ~Chiara 2K18

"I am the friedzone guy!" ~Mattee 2K18
"Yeah you are! I wanted to friendzone you 5 minutes after meeting and I am not even into dudes!" ~Me 2K18

"I would get bored of this after an hour!" ~TPQ 2K19
"Yeah, but you get bored of everything after an hour!" ~Me 2K19
"Yeah, that's true!" ~TPQ 2K19

"I am opening a box!" ~Daphne 2K19
"What box are you opening?" ~Me 2K19
"A pasta box!" ~Daphne 2K19
"You are eating that late?" ~Me 2K19
"NO!... I couldn't open it!" ~Daphne 2K19

"Move it prostitute, I got drugs to catch!" ~Maxx 2K19

"You guys didn't tell me to stop drilling!" ~Me 2K19
"Because we knew you didn't want to stop!" ~Maxx 2K19
"You guys know me so well!" ~Me 2K19

"Ich hab ein großes Ding!" ~peach 2K20

"I can't wait to choke and take Huskies ass"I can't wait to choke and take Huskies ass!" ~Mattee 2K20

"69 is my favorite thing to do" ~Suzi 2K20

"If he defuses let me know. I am listening to Becky G!" ~imba 2K20

"You know SG is OP when Griffin gets a 3K!" ~Huskie 2K20

"DAYUM GRIFFIN! You have a big ♥♥♥♥!" ~Marina 2K21

"● OffCerium‎ : boobies > honey" ~Offcerium 2K22

[11:57 PM]
Winnie:
I read jessica just as I was gonna type jessica