Recent reviews by Griffin

nothing funnier than tunneling your friends in custom games!

How do you rate this beautiful piece of art? I'll give it a try:
If accidentally skipping through dialogue and of a sudden you forced to destroy a whole grove of somehow peaceful Druids and Tieflings that you just tried to save and help for a few hours is bad and smashing a huge robot Golem with a Forge hammer while it is melting away because of the Lava it is standing in would be good. Then this game is rescuing a Half-Elf from a incubation pod that was going to turn her into a tentacle head, adventuring on with her, figuring out she is part of some sort of cult which kind of sounds scary and very very bad but you do feel like some romantic vibes to her, helping her complete her cult trials just to stop her from becoming a super cultist, which makes her wanting to change her hair colour to this really nice silver, which makes one of her old mates really pissed so you go ahead destroy the remains of her cult, kind of, but not really, but kind of making her leave her parents behind for good that somehow makes them turn some kind of flying light bulbs, saving the world by ending a tentacle head raid that are laid by some weird flying brain connected to a spine, just to finally get to kiss and well enjoy other things with her!
You do with that information what you want while I am going to go ahead and play this game through for the ... I lost track of how many times I played through this amazing campaign.

Started up the game and decided to play a short match... I played through the whole night and my civilization spanned over almost the whole world... but then Gandhi nuked me

10/10 would risk permanent eye damage for this again!

It's FREE!
It's AWESOME!
GO GET IT!

If getting beat up by rednecks for being a white heterosexual neutral Christian boy is bad and ripping a fart caused by a quesadilla that Morgan Freeman told you to craft is good,
then this game is definitely a touching a gay fish flipper so you can help getting his momma to heaven by her riding on a rainbow farting unicorn while paying something that looks like flappy birds, so a demon appears that symbolises the haters of the gay fish while you get taunted by the game with them giving you more and more lives the more you fail.

You figure out what that means...

One of the best games ever made! Period.

POSITIVES:
+Deep Story
+37!!! Endings
+2 DLC's that are almost longer than the most games coming out atm
+can run on a potato

NEGATIVES
-YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT IT YET AND YOU ARE STILL READING THIS REVIEW

One of the best Games I have ever played, with one of the best endings ever! Highly recommend getting it even for people like me who don't know much about the rest of the BioShock franchise!

Once you've got into to the game it's really enjoyable, especially when you play it in groups.

Pros:
~Atmosphere
~Fun
~Storyline

Cons:
~Time you need to collect gear and get into the game

Pros ~
-fluent gameplay
-big pool of weapons
-good graphics

Cons ~
-relatively low FPS
-bad community

Overall my favorite COD!!!
But is it worth the ~60€? -In my opinion NO, but thats what you have to figure by yourself!