Name: John
Height: Medium
Age: Old
Gender: Homosexual
Relationship Status: It's hip to ♥♥♥♥ bees
Country: Democratic People's Republic of England
Nicknames: ♥♥♥♥

All My Gaming Achievements [www.exophase.com]
See me clear my never ending backlog [www.backloggd.com]
Old School Runescape Stats [wiseoldman.net]

Processor: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D - 16-Core 4.20GHz, 5.70GHz
Graphics Card: MSI GeForce® RTX 4090 24GB
Case: Corsair 7000X iCue RGB Gaming Case - Black - (features 3x ARGB 140mm fans)
Motherboard: MSI Pro X670-P WIFI: ATX w/ PCIe 4.0, USB 3.2, SATA3, 4x M.2
Memory: 64GB (2x32GB) DDR5/5600mhz Corsair Vengeance Memory
OS Drive: Samsung 980 4 TB PCIe 3.0 (up to 3.500 MB/s) NVMe
Power Supply: 1000w or some ♥♥♥♥
Operating System: Windows 11 LTSC 24H2 x64
Keyboard: Corsair K55
Mouse: Corsair Harpoon RGB Optical Gaming Mouse
Mousepad: Corsair MM800 RGB Polaris
Display(s): 2x Samsung Odyssey G5 LC32G55TQWRXXU 32" 1000R Curved Gaming Monitor - 144Hz

Name: Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra
OS: Android 13
RAM: 12GB
CPU: Qualcomm SM8550-AC Snapdragon 8 Gen 2 (4 nm)


Name: IPad air 4th gen
OS: iPadOS 16
RAM: MM APPLES
CPU: MM APPLES

Sony PlayStation 2 Slim
Sony PlayStation 3 Slim
Sony PlayStation 4 Slim
Sony PlayStation 4 Pro
Sony PlayStation 5
Microsoft Xbox One S
Microsoft Xbox Series S
Microsoft Xbox Series X
Nintendo Switch
About 20 Nintendo Wiis
New Nintendo 2DS XL
Sega MegaDrive

Half-Life (Better than portal)
Portal (Not as good as Half-Life)
Runescape
World of Warcraft
Playstation 2 Games
Pokemon
Halo 1, 2, 3, Reach, Not 4, Not 5, Infinite was ok
VRChat

C#
Java (I used to make Minecraft Mods)
Python (ew)


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