Recent reviews by mbvvckj/WELCOME to the FUTURE

Spent 30 minutes on a mission and some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decided to kick me from the game, host has too much power and there should be vote kicks.

Game banned me because of my internet for an hour, ♥♥♥♥ game.

Elden Ring is like a luxurious feast, a rich and diverse spread of flavors and textures that tantalizes the senses and satisfies the soul. The gameplay is the main course, a savory blend of exploration, combat, and puzzle-solving that keeps you coming back for more. Each element of the game is like a different dish, expertly crafted to create a symphony of taste and experience.

The world of Elden Ring is like a beautifully presented salad, with fresh and vibrant ingredients that burst with flavor and color. The environments are lush and diverse, each area offering its own unique challenges and rewards.

The combat system is like a perfectly cooked steak, tender and juicy with just the right amount of seasoning. The battles are intense and thrilling, requiring skill and strategy to emerge victorious.

The story and characters are like a decadent dessert, rich and satisfying with just the right amount of sweetness. The narrative is a compelling blend of heroism and sacrifice, of love and loss, of hope and despair. The characters are fully-realized and engaging, each with their own unique motivations and perspectives.

In summary, Elden Ring is a banquet for the senses, a delicious feast that satisfies on every level. It is a true culinary masterpiece, a dish that will leave you feeling full and satisfied long after the meal is over.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Best. Game. Ever