alumulemu.
don't cry for meee, mad playersss ~Madonna, Evita, 1996   Poland
 
 
I know what kind of man you are.
Lemme tell you somethin' else man...
My film knowledge is impressive. What's my name?
My name is Thomas Shelby.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius.
I'm Batman.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman.
King Ragnar, that is my name.
My name is Asac Schrader.
I am The Punisher!
The name's Bond, James Bond.
My name is Walter Hartwell White.
My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus.
My name is Patrick Bateman.
My real name... is Aegon Targaryen.
I am Gandalf the White.
I'm Tony Montana.
My name is Peter Parker.
And I... am... Iron Man.
My name is Alice.
My name is Wesley Gibson.
My name is Harry Mason...
My name is Michael Scofield.
My name is John Constantine.
Yo soy Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria.
My name is Optimus Prime.
My name is John Connor.
My name is Barry Allen.
My name is Desmond Miles.
My name is Vito Scaletta.
Witness for the defense: Albus Percival Wulfric... Brian... Dumbledore.
Soy Lalo.
Entry log, ship system engineer Isaac Clarke.
My name is Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
My name is Rick Grimes.
This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
My name is Harry Callahan.
Ich bin Hans Landa.
We are Venom.
My name is Dexter Morgan.
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my name Jonathan, dziękuję, jak się masz? ...and don't call me Shirley.
it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's a Whoo-ah!

- Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perceptions to make them think that I am their son. Disengage safety protocols and run program.
- Sir, we don't have a holodeck, this is a storage cupboard.
- Nonsense, it's just playing up. Computer, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a set of googles. Increase my olfactory sense by 5000%. Disengage safety protocols and run program.
- Sir, please, can we just get back to collecting garbage?

You ever been in a cockpit before?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you ever hang around a gymnasium?
You like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Ever gone mountain biking?
Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area, and realized you’d forgotten where you’d parked your car?
Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own?
Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
Do you have a sweet tooth?
Do you believe in the power of a curse?
Have you had your hearing tested lately?
Are you careful with your personal records?
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tedxoutih
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viewer beware, u're in for a scare...
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Leslie Nielsen in Resident Evil 4
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LYA♡ 17 SEP a las 12:38 
+rep <3
NerdyMissCat 17 SEP a las 12:28 
+rep nice myers much fun^^
penetrate me myers 16 SEP a las 14:11 
+rep i put a candle up in her butt :)
disco girl 15 SEP a las 2:54 
+rep, thank you for participating in our observances >3
𓆩Sepiako𓆪 8 SEP a las 14:46 
<3
Wanna Choke You 8 SEP a las 12:56 
+rep fair gameplay