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🎍 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 💃 * 🥗 * ⚡ * 🌂 * 👔 * 🍧 * 🌋 * 📀 * 💚 * 🐛 * 💄 * 👃 * 🌏
ㅤ* Two men walking their dogs pass each other in a graveyard. The first man says to the second, "Morning."
"No", says the second man. "Just walking the dog."
ㅤ* Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?
ㅤ* A famous blues musician died. His tombstone bore the inscription, "Didn't wake up this morning..."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!