1. There will be no 🙅‍♂️❌ use of the lord’s 🧔🏻✝️ name in vain 😡🚫

2. There will be no nudies🙋‍♀️📸 no bobs 👀😤 or vagenes 🧖‍♀️😡 ladies close your legs 🧘‍♀️✅ and open ❤️🤗 your bibles 🤧📜🖊

3. There will be no drugas 💉🚭no weedies 🥦🔥no Jewels 💎🔋and no alchahal 🍺🍸

4. There will be no Guns 🔫👀 no gangs 👮‍♂️🇧🇷and absolutely no 🙅‍♀️🚫 rude gestures 😾👌

5. There will be no Jaws 👨🏻✡️or Maslims 🧕☪️

6. There will be no homer sexuals 🏳️‍🌈or Lebanese 👩🏻🇱🇧 and no Transvestits 🧔🏻➡️👩🏻

7. There will be no ✊😤 swear words 👀🤬 acceptable ✅😇curses include:

Froop ✅ Snap ✅ Jeez✅ Wowza✅ Heck✅

8. And most of all, there will 🅱️e ABSOLUTELY 😤🚫 no DAVE👨👀 🏳️‍🌈


When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my ♥♥♥♥ side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a ♥♥♥♥-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our ♥♥♥♥ slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank