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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:38am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 5:21pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:13am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 6:47am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:37am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:24am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:10am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:52am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:42pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:13am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:06am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:52am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:40am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:34am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:10am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:50am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:43pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:35am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:53am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:43am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:24am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:54pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 8:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:33am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:19am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:24am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 9:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 9:39am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:18am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:46am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 5:41am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:58am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 5:39pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:08am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 5:56pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:10pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:35am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:27am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 11:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:14am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:12am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:34am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:51pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:55pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:19am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 8:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 8:01am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:26pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:20am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:41am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:07am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:15am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:01am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:12am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 2:45pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:54pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:12pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:33am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 2:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:17am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 6:47am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:05pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:27pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:43pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:52am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:20am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 8:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:32pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:00am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:50am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:19am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:26pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:23am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:34am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:30pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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