Be aware of fakes & snakes.


Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once, I’ve seen two whales ♥♥♥♥, been to three world fairs, I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden c0ck. I’ve pushed more p3ter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other pet3r-pusher around....

I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin, tootin, shooting, parachuting, demolition double cap crimping Frogman...

There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life...

Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove a lot of trucks. Even those big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that bend and go TSSHITT! TSSHITT!! when you step on the brakes...

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards...

I’m a lover, I’m a fighter

I’ll wine, dine, intertwine and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump because this Frogman has been there, done that and is going back for more.

Cheers, boys