Recent reviews by gnarlyhotep

If you use the GlovePIE program to fix steering of the vehicles, it is an awesome game.

If not, it sucks, unless you're playing it on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ console. In which case who cares.

This should be called Rich White ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Problems Game.

The main characters are disgusting and deserve their lot.

The magic "army guy" friend who gets you out of the first quest is ridiculous.

This is a fun game with a good sense of humor. Most of the people who play it online are idiots though.

One of the worst games I have ever played.

The most captivating and entertaining game I've played in YEARS. Beautifully animated, the story really draws you in, even though you don't know all the details, and can't even understand the language the characters speak! The puzzles are just difficult enough to figure out and require a decent amount of coordination to pull off. Most of all the feeling of being in a fairy-tale world really comes across in a big way. I can't recommend this game enough.

I've been playing video games since 1978.

This is the only one that's held my interest for years on end.

One of my all-time favorites, this one has WAY better graphics than my old C-64! :)

This holds up surprisingly well for an older game. Still a lot of fun!

It makes other, newer games look really bad. This game is almost 15 years old and still plays great.