quenor's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:27am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:18pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:57pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:34am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:54pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:11am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 24 Jul @ 11:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:12pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:36am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:35pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:49am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:09pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:03am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:53pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:18pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:04am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:17pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:00am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:48am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:19am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:37am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:12pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:13am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:43am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:56pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:36pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:02pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:21pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:21pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:55am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:00am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:00am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 24 Jul @ 9:06pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 26 Jul @ 8:45am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:21pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:36am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:38pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:01pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:36pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:56pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:25pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:59pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:12am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:20pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:19pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:52pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:15pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:41am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:06pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:14pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:06am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:49am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:24am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:59pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:03am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:22pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:04pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:40pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:26pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:26pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:09pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:32am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:06pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:13pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:07pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:22pm