+rep, really cute Goat, would sandbag again

- TheSandbaggingWolf

+rep awesome survivor, ggwp!! <3

🎄🌲🎅🤶🧑‍🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUTS🎄🌲🎅🧑‍🎄🤶🔔🔮JINGLE BALLS🪩🔔JINGLE BALLS🎱🔔 CUMMIES💦 ALL THE WAY🤪I hope 🤞 Santa CAME 👀💦 last night 🌝 and left you his BIG 😱 PACKAGE🎁📦 or you were NAUGHTY 😈😜 this year🗓️ It’ll be a WHITE ❄️☃️ CHRISTMAS 🎄 when you pa rum pa pum ♥♥♥ 🤤💦 my LITTLE 🤏 CUMMERBOY 🤭🥁🌨️ You can be 🕺DANCER💃 and 😍VIXEN🥰 and I’ll be ☄️♥♥♥-ET💦 with the 🎋mistle-HOE😜 If you’ve🫵 been a good 😇 little elf🧝 then FATHER 🎅 DICKMAS🍆 will MUNCH 😋 your COOKIES🍪🍪 and DRINK🥵 your CREAMY 💦EGG 🥚NOG 😫 Don’t forget 💭 to slide 🛝 UP ⬆️ and DOWN ⬇️ on Daddy’s 👨 North POLE 💈🥵😍 until you can SLURP😛 his HOT ♥♥♥♥-OLATE🍫☕️☕️ Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of the SLUTTIEST 😛 of 🎅SANTA’S HELPERS ✊

um Alex.... why did you say a**l beeeaaaads

this woman saved me and my 3 children who are all disabled from a burning building and after my horrible husband of 10 years decided to file for divorce and leave me for his mistress, i lost my leg in a crash a year ago and this kind young woman donated the money for me to receive a prosthetic leg. i owe this woman my life.

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

+rep mother of dragons me finks

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 profiles, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

ignore Miss Chambers - she's a furry

turbostuck fortnite player dodge pls

my hamster exploded

ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

Chambers the absolute ♥♥♥♥ you post on my profile sends me

YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays

Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

CLUCK CLUCK

My (24f) boyfriend (25m) will absolutely not take his costume of Freddy Fazbear off. I do not know much about Five Nights At Freddys, but I know he loves it and has loved it for as long as he can remember. A couple of weeks ago, he bought a costume of the bear character "Freddy" so he could wear it to the Five Nights At Freddys movie. When he bought the costume, I was happy for him as it made him happy, but now it's a nightmare. It was a couple weeks ago at night, I was in the kitchen making pasta, and suddenly Freddy Fazbear came and hugged me from behind. I screamed but he told me it was him. I sighed and told him not to do that again. The next morning, I saw Freddy in our bed next to me. I asked him why he didn't take the costume off to sleep, but all he replied with was "or or or or or" which confused me, but, whatever. I went to work and came home and he still had it on. I told him he should probably take the costume off but he ignored me.

This went on for the next couple weeks, with me telling him to take it off but him ignoring me or replying with "or or or or or". He has not taken the costume off even once. It smells absolutely rancid. The costume smells like a mixture of sweat and feces. I think he went number 2 in the costume once or twice. He will not speak to me. All he will say is the stupid "or or or or or". I cannot take this anymore. He went to see the Five Nights At Freddys movie yesterday, and afterwards he finally spoke to me. He told me nobody would sit within 5 feet of him, but he still will not take the costume off no matter what. I told him I will leave him if he didn't take it off, and that I cannot handle our bed smelling like Freddy Fazfeces anymore. He still refused. I am now living in a small old apartment 25 miles away from our Freddy Fazbungalow. He will not text me or pick up my calls. I don't know what to do. I fell in love with my boyfriend, not Freddy Fazbear.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Elsa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life :monsterlove:

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+rep bestest goat of all time

woof

+ rep meows at cats

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁🥛��🥛⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

-rep her brother killed my grandson

+rep super cool nancy the looping was amazing <33

+rep amazing game <3

+rep good surv

+rep very fun to play against! keep screaming teehee

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The Lannisters send their regards

throat goat <3

+rep lovely survivor <3

meow

+rep kind survivor <3

+rep pretty funny survivor

HOT 🔥 CLAUDETTES 👧 IN YOUR AREA 🗺️ are playing ⏯️ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT ☠️ Are YOU 👨‍🦲 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your C.OCK🍆 exhausted 😰 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👱 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱️ your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧 and JANE ROMERO 💁‍♀️ will suck 🌬️ your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the KILLER SHACK 🏚️ Share 🤝 with TEN friends 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃 and BLOW 🌬️ another survivors GEN 💡 before C.UNTRESS 🐰 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes D.ICK 🍆)!

Hi Nancy from a basement! <3

+rep great teammate <3

+rep saved by adrenaline

u asked and i sucked <3

+rep amazing game to remember! Great team mate :3

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Lol, you're a literal pillow, i'll sit on you and squash your thicc, phat ass anytime! Bring it, loser!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *Wesker bounds furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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Walter: Jesse, what the hell is going on with you?
Jesse: (voice cracking) I, uh, I don't know ♥♥♥♥♥ what you mean, Mr. White.
Walter: You've been acting strange lately. Your clothes, your hair, your mannerisms. It's like you're a different person.
Jesse: (voice trembling) I'm just trying to be who I really am ♥♥♥♥♥.
Walter: And who is that, Jesse? A femboy?
Jesse: (voice softening) Yes, Mr. White. I've always felt like I was meant to be a girl.
Walter: (sighs) Jesse, this is not who you are. You're a man, a drug dealer, and my partner.
Jesse: (voice quivering) But Mr. White, I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not. I need to be true to myself.

Walter: (voice raising) Jesse, this is not about being true to yourself. This is about you letting your emotions and insecurities take over. You need to snap out of it and focus on what's important.

Jesse: (voice pleading) Mr. White, please, I just want to be happy.

+rep cheers for the fun game today from yourself & your friends!