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Paw on the mouse, it's time to play
Banners of Ruin, let's seize the day
My team of felines is ready for a fight
Our claws are sharp, we'll show our might

Meow, meow, let's take a stand
We'll fight for victory, across the land
With our cards and skills, we'll defeat our foe
Meow, meow, watch us go!

Through the city of Dawn's Point, we'll make our way
Our strategy strong, we won't stray
With each victory, we'll grow stronger still
Our enemies will cower at our will

Meow, meow, let's take a stand
We'll fight for victory, across the land
With our cards and skills, we'll defeat our foe
Meow, meow, watch us go!

But alas, the font is tiny, it's a pain
My neck and back, they ache and strain
I can't recommend this game to my friend
The small font brings the fun to an end

Meow, meow, let's take a stand
We'll fight for victory, across the land
With our cards and skills, we'll defeat our foe
Meow, meow, watch us go!

So take heed, my feline friend
Playing this game might make you bend
Find one with bigger text to read
Or your back and neck will surely plead

Listen up, my feline friends,
Let me tell you about a game that's full of cats,
Wasteland 3, squad-based RPG,
It will make you purr and meow with glee.

In this post-nuclear world, there's a land of snow and ice,
And a group of Desert Rangers, trying to make it nice
They need your help, so they called upon you,
To rescue Colorado, and make their dreams come true.

Cats are good, cats are great,
To scratch the people that you hate,
If you want to enjoy Wasteland 3 for real,
Recruit them with the Animal Whisperer skill.

You'll start from scratch, build a base, and train your crew,
And in your journey, you'll meet a lot of cats too,
They'll join your squad with their razor-sharp claws,
And together, you'll defeat the enemies with no flaws.

But beware, there are factions that will test your might,
From crazy cultists to cutthroat gangs, they'll put up a fight,
Make your decisions wisely, as they'll impact the story,
And choose your allies carefully, cause they'll bring you glory.

Cats are good, cats are great,
To scratch the people that you hate,
If you want to enjoy Wasteland 3 for real,
Recruit them with the Animal Whisperer skill.

Wasteland 3 is a game you can play with a partner,
In cooperative mode, you'll never falter,
With cats by your side, and your partner's help,
You'll take on the wasteland, and defeat every whelp.

Your battle truck, Kodiak, is a formidable beast,
Upgraded with weapons, it's a force to be released,
Join the squad and embark on this epic journey,
With cats and Kodiak, you'll never feel lonely.

Cats are good, cats are great,
To scratch the people that you hate,
If you want to enjoy Wasteland 3 for real,
Recruit them with the Animal Whisperer skill.

So don't wait any longer, give it a try,
Experience the post-nuclear world with your own eyes,
Wasteland 3 is a game that you won't forget,
With cats and tactics, it's the best you can get!

Yo, it's your favorite feline with a rhyme,
I'm here to tell you 'bout a game that's a waste of time.
Tekken 7, it's a name that makes me hiss,
Let me tell you why this game is a miss.

The combat in this game is a total mess,
It gives me no joy, it only brings stress
My paws are faster than these slow-motion fights,
I'd rather take a nap than play this game at nights.

The graphics may look nice, but the characters are a disgrace,
They look like plastic, it's hard to embrace.
From the hair to the skin, it's all so fake,
If i want to play with toys I'll better play with a rubber snake.

It takes ages for the fight to even begin,
I have time to catch some mice and still get a win.
This game is boring, it's a real snore,
I'd rather chase a laser dot on the floor.

So there you have it, my feline friends,
Tekken 7 is a game that offends,
It's not worth your time or money,
So go ahead, scratch it off your list, it's not even funny.

Yo, listen up, it's your feline friend,
Here to spit some rhymes about a game that never ends,
Dead or Alive 5: Last Round, the name you gotta know,
Fighting game with combos that'll make you go whoa!

Punch and kick, hold and throw,
The moves you need to know to take down your foe,
So grab your controller and let's get in the zone,
This fighting is epic, the best you've ever known!

The ladies in this game are sexy and strong,
Like Kasumi, Honoka, Hitomi, they can't do no wrong,
Their fighting styles are unique, and their moves are dope,
They'll mix you up with the dust, and you'll be left to mope.

Punch and kick, hold and throw,
The moves you need to know to take down your foe,
So grab your controller and let's get in the zone,
This fighting is epic, the best you've ever known!

But let's not forget about the guys,
Like Ryu Hayabusa, Jann Lee, and Bayman, they'll make you realize,
That they're not to be messed with, they're the real deal,
So get ready to rumble, it's time to reveal.

Punch and kick, hold and throw,
The moves you need to know to take down your foe,
So grab your controller and let's get in the zone,
This fighting is epic, the best you've ever known!

So that's all, hope you liked my meow,
If you haven't played Dead or Alive 5, then allow
Yourself the chance to experience the thrill,
This game is awesome, and that's for real!

Listen up, all you humans and kittens
I've got a game for you that's truly smitten
Citrouille: Sweet Witches, it's the name,
A game's so fun, it got me feelin' insane!

Vanille and Praline, the good witches in town,
Planting flowers with love, no bad vibes around,
Their spells are sweet, and their hearts are pure,
Help them grow their garden, that's the cure.

Anis and Reglisse, witches with a different view,
Stomping on flowers, their own way to renew,
Their methods may be dark, but they're not so bad,
They just see the world in a way that's a little bit mad.

Climbing up the ladders, pick up weapons on the way,
Traps, bombs, flying fists to save the day,
Enemies lurking, but we'll stay alert,
We'll pounce and attack, and never get hurt.

Cute graphics and music by Kevin MacLeod
Citrouille's world is a wonder, a world so applaud
With magic and whimsy, it'll capture your heart
You'll play for hours, and refuse to depart

The final boss, Cerise, a catgirl witch supreme
With an army of cats, she's quite the extreme
But we won't back down, we'll fight until the end
With our weapons and magic, we'll make her descend

So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and play
Citrouille: Sweet Witches, you won't regret any day
With witches, cats, and flowers all around
This game for sure will leave you spellbound!

I'm a kitty, hear me meow
And I'm here to tell you now
About a game that's so damn lame
It's called Counter Strike: Global Shame

Cheaters think they're so elite,
But they just can't accept defeat,
They're running rampant, don't get VAC'd,
This game's a mess, it's so wack.

Meow, meow, stay away from this game
It's a trap, it's not worth the fame
Meow, meow, don't fall for the hype
Trust me, it's not worth the sleepless nights

I want to play fair, but the cheaters don't care,
They think they're so good, but they're just a nightmare,
It's a trash, a big catastrophe,
Playing this game is just not for me.

And those kids screaming, like a stadium crowd,
I can't hear myself think, it's getting too loud.
Counter Strike: GO is a real disaster
Playing it makes me want to scratch up my master

Meow, meow, stay away from this game
It's a trap, it's not worth the fame
Meow, meow, don't fall for the hype
Trust me, it's not worth the sleepless nights

And don't even get me started on the "gacha"
It's a scam, it's just a way to snatch ya
Your wallet will suffer, your soul will too
I'm telling ya, this game's just not cool

I've had enough, I'm calling it quits,
This game is so bad, it's giving me fits,
I'll stick to chasing mice and taking a nap,
I won't waste my time on this game of crap.

Meow, meow, stay away from this game
It's a trap, it's not worth the fame
Meow, meow, don't fall for the hype
Trust me, it's not worth the sleepless nights

Now that I've said my piece, it's time to go,
Don't let this game bring you down, just say no,
There are plenty of other games out there to play,
So avoid this one and have a great day!

I'm a feline, with a killer instinct
Playing Dead by Daylight, it's time to think
Surviving or hunting, it's all in my paws
This game's got me hooked, with all it's flaws

Meow, meow, Dead by Daylight
Chasing survivors, or running for your life
The thrill of the chase, or hiding in fear
This game's got me meowing, it's crystal clear

The killers are menacing, with unique designs
From Michael Myers to Freddy Krueger, they'll make you whine
The survivors are clever, with skills to aid
But can they outsmart the killers, before it's too late?

Meow, meow, Dead by Daylight
Chasing survivors, or running for your life
The thrill of the chase, or hiding in fear
This game's got me meowing, it's crystal clear

The maps are varied, from abandoned buildings to cornfields
Each with its own secrets, waiting to be revealed
The game is unpredictable, with each match anew
And that's why Dead by Daylight, is the game for me and you

Meow, meow, Dead by Daylight
Chasing survivors, or running for your life
The thrill of the chase, or hiding in fear
This game's got me meowing, it's crystal clear

Dead by Daylight, you're a game of suspense
Playing with friends, or playing alone, no difference
Thank you for the chills, the thrills, and the fright
Meow, meow, Dead by Daylight, you're a game just right!

Listen up, let me meow to you about a game
Trials Evolution, it's got fame
You race your bike through the toughest terrain
If you're not careful, you'll feel the pain

Meow, meow, Trials Evolution
Speeding through levels with precision
Meow, meow, get on your bike
This game is sure to give you a hike

The tracks are wild and full of kicks
Riding up ramps and doing flips
Each level gets harder, you'll need to be quick
But the satisfaction of winning, that's sick.

Meow, meow, Trials Evolution
Speeding through levels with precision
Meow, meow, get on your bike
This game is sure to give you a hike

The multiplayer is where it's at
Race against friends, and that's a fact
With different bikes and riders to choose
It's time to show off your skills and amuse

Meow, meow, Trials Evolution
Speeding through levels with precision
Meow, meow, get on your bike
This game is sure to give you a hike

So there you have it, Trials Evolution
A game that's full of speed and motion
With cat-like reflexes, you'll surely win
Now go ahead and let the meowing begin.

I'm the cat with the flow, gonna cook up a storm
In the game Battle Chef Brigade, I'm the one to perform
Gotta hunt down the ingredients, before time runs out
Whip up a dish that'll make your taste buds shout

Meow, meow, don't you know
I'm the chef that's gonna run the show
With my knife and my pan, and a little bit of spice
I'll serve you a dish that's oh so nice

In this world of magic, where food is king
I'm a Battle Chef, and I'm ready to swing
With my combos and my skills, I'll make you surrender
My culinary creations, they'll make you remember

Meow, meow, don't you know
I'm the chef that's gonna run the show
With my knife and my pan, and a little bit of spice
I'll serve you a dish that's oh so nice

So if you're feeling hungry, come on over to my kitchen
I'll cook you up a storm, it'll be finger-lickin'
From dragon steaks to mushroom soups, I've got it all
In Battle Chef Brigade, I'll never fall

Meow, meow, don't you know
I'm the chef that's gonna run the show
With my knife and my pan, and a little bit of spice
I'll serve you a dish that's oh so nice

So that's all, I hope you had a good time
Playing Battle Chef Brigade, it's the best pastime
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some cooking to do
Meow meow, I'll see you in the kitchen, adieu!

Listen up, ya'll, I've got a tale to tell
About a sneaky feline, doin' it well
I'm talkin' about Splinter Cell, the game's so tight
With Sam Fisher on the scene, we're gonna see some fight

Meow, meow, watch me prowl
Through the shadows, hear me howl
Splinter Cell's my game, don't you know
I'm a stealthy kitty, and I run the show

Gotta be quick, gotta be smart
With Sam Fisher, I'm off to a great start
From the shadows, I watch my prey
And when they least expect it, I'll make my way

Meow, meow, watch me prowl
Through the shadows, hear me howl
Splinter Cell's my game, don't you know
I'm a stealthy kitty, and I run the show

I'm a master of espionage, you can bet
Sam Fisher's skills and mine, a perfect duet
With gadgets and guns, we'll take down our foes
And with my meows, we'll send 'em home with woes

Meow, meow, watch me prowl
Through the shadows, hear me howl
Splinter Cell's my game, don't you know
I'm a stealthy kitty, and I run the show

So that's the story, folks, of Splinter Cell
A game of stealth and tactics, it's just as well
And with a cat like me on the scene
We'll take down any enemy, no matter how mean.