Recent reviews by Blurple Splandex

This game is a game made so a guy could work through his isssues with his father. Theres lots of fun little mechanics and its worth playing. Only a few hours long. But worth your time.

Dust does everything it possibly can to make you not want to play it. For starters its called an elysian TAIL, that combined with the character art will turn many people away. Lets face it this game has furries in it and its weird. Theres nothing we can do about it. The characters are a bit chatty and you'd wish they had less to say. The lines they have are delivered well but at a point its too much. Now the good part, this game plays exceptionally well. The combat is fairly simple but fun and one can rack up huge combos. It feels very satisfying. As one plays they gain skills and item sand theres a crafting system with meaningful upgrades. On top of that theres lots of collectables and side quests to keep you entertained. If you can look past the character design you'll have a ton of fun with this game.

This is another game in the long line of lego games. At this point one should know what they are in for, short story and limited plot. The fun of these games lies in the replaying of levels and finding new ways to collect all the stuff hidden around the level. In Lego Batman Dos this is taken to a new level with the introduction of an open world Gotham that one can tool around in. Theres tons of things to do and collect but it becomes repetitive about half way through. Only a completionist would love everything this has to offer. In the end its another cute lego game and has a bunch of content.

This a a great little puzzle game, it runs about three hours long and has a decent number of puzzles. The mechanics are something novel and extremely interesting and the game contextualizes the mechanics in world. I would have been happy with a clone gun that doesn't get explained. All in all totally worth playing.

Stop everything you are doing and play this game. Its challenging but fair and will reward you for the time you put into it. Everytime you die its your fault and you know you can be better. Its full of mechanics and its infinitely replayable. Everyone should play this game. It challenges your conceptions of how platformers are played.

This is another game that many of the more uneducated gamers will call a "non game". Gone Home is an incredibly emotional story, for such a simple game its incredible the emotion it can convey. I can't impress upon you enough how satisfied I was with this game. If you are interested in what games can be and not what they are play this game.

This game is a really fun, with more story than youd expect. Its worth checking out.

First of all this game has echos of Portal and Quantum Conundrum, so if you enjoyed either one of those or both stop here and just buy it already. For the people still reading, this game uses new concepts and mechanics not seen in any game up until this point. The world changes all around you, sometimes despite your best efforts to stop a change. The changes come in the form of puzzles, first just walking and jumping based. As you progress you find a strange gun that ends up with tons of novel ways of interacting with the environment. On top of all that the art style is incredibly well executed. The game took me about 6 and a half hours to “beat”, I say beat like that because even though I viewed the credits and the end of the game there are still rooms I didn't solve. Don't fret you can go back and do them. Honestly just buy this game, its cool and something new, instead of Call of Warfare Shooter 9000.

This game is awesome, hands down. The hand to hand combat can take a little while to get your brain around, but once you do it's tons of fun. Sleepy Dogs forgoes the rocket launchers and hand grenades found in similar games and instead is a more understated crime game. Finding guns is even a rare occurance. That might sound bad to some of you out there but the game justifies this mechanic. The story and characters are great and if your computer can handle it get the DirectX 11 texture pack.

Play this with a controller if you can! Its a fun little dual stick shooter with cool upgrades and a nice artstyle. As long as you know what you are getting into you'll enjoy this game.