Idleness is the holiday of fools.
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Wash: "Two days in a hospital? Don't you just hate doctors?"

Simon: "Hey!"

Wash: "Present company excluded."

Jayne: "Let's not be excluding people. It's rude."
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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
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QOTD:
"Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with
a fake?"
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It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too
good either if you speak when your head is empty.
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Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.
-- Sidney Paternoster, "The Folly of the Wise"
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Jesus: [talking about a gun] Have you ever held one of these?
Chris Tucker: Have you ever held one of these? [takes out a joint]
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