We got a theory
You see Mike, we got a theory
About magic and miracles (that's right, that's right)

If magic is all we've ever known
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday

Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above 'em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide

Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs

And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen ♥♥♥♥ that'll shock your eyelids

The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows

Niagara Falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains

I fed a fish to a pelican at 'Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it, but it can't be seen

Can't be seen (are you a believer in miracles?)
Music is all magic
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
It's just there in the air

(Are you a believer in miracles?)
Pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magic
Right?
This ♥♥♥♥'ll blow your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding

Water, fire, air, and dirt
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lying, and getting me pissed

Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this time on this planet
Taking nothing for granted

I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy

Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
There's nothing but miracles beyond your doors

The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation

Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day (and that's real)

And that's real (are you a believer in miracles?)
Magic everywhere in this ♥♥♥♥♥
(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
It's all around you, you don't even know it

(Are you a believer in miracles?) ♥♥♥♥'s crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
(So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles?
Do you make time for the miracles?
Do you notice and recognize miracles?
So many miracles, the magic miracles

Are you a believer in miracles?
Do you make time for the miracles?
Do you notice and recognize miracles?
So many miracles, the magic miracles

Are you a believer in miracles?
Do you make time for the miracles?
Do you notice and recognize miracles?
So many miracles, the magic miracles

Well, we're here (♥♥♥♥ you)
We came all the way to Ass, Nevada
Come on
Where's the show and where's our money?
They brought me here all the way from England

Where's me bloody hundred thousand pounds?
When's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' show gonna start already?
What I wanna know is where in the hell
Is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hundred thousand pounds
And where can I get some beer in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Hmmm, I thought this was a carnival? (Boo)
Where's all the sexy kids at? (What the ♥♥♥♥)
Don't tell me I brought all this candy for nothing
I didn't come all this way to stand around here
With all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tadpoles (let's go)
Stop this ♥♥♥♥ so we can get paid
I came a long way to see this ♥♥♥♥!