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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 5:42pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 3:11pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 9:09am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 5:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 5:01pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 8:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 10:19am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 2:07pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 3:42pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2016 @ 12:59pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 5:53pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 9:39am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 5:58pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 4:34pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 10:13am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 12:26pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 5:25pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 3:41pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2019 @ 5:31pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 4:51pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 7:15pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 12:38pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 7:43pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 8:14pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2016 @ 1:01pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 1:01pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2014 @ 4:07pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 5:08pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 7:47pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 5:57pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 2:54pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 5:06pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 2:45pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 3:01pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 10:30am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 5:13pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 10:22am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 12:34pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 8:58am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 5:52pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 11:02pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 6:44pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:01pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 5:41pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2016 @ 1:01pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 1:05pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 3:55pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 6:46pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 5:34pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:08pm

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 5:35pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 6:13pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2020 @ 8:07pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:09pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 5:16pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2020 @ 9:46pm



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
16 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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