Recent reviews by Gröten

A game with poor engine optimization, unavoidable lagspikes, revoulting AI and horrible community.

But ooh do i love getting cannibalized by my new friends. 10/10

This game good, very much vote yes.

9/11 would try to lose another round 1v1 on solos

I would like to talk about our saviour Gaben!

The guy worked all his life on just a dream in his cellar, getting the neighbours lawn done once every 2 weeks for some extra money on the side. He wasn't one of the popular kids at his school during junior high, but he did have his charm with his newly found friend John and Rick who loved to play OG DoD with him at Jimmy's house(Jimmy being the older brother to Rick).

Years passed and Gaben started to do very poorly in school, His mom, not the most understanding parent in this family, took Gaben to a shrink who tried to assist on this recent behaviour of his. When they realized Gaben wasn't cooperative, they took him to the store only to find Gaben starring at the latest console the Commodore 64. His mom seeing the intent in his eyes that he won't leave the store if they didn't buy it for him, managed to sneak one out of the store only to satisfy little Gabes newly found friend.

You might all find this story false, because it is, but hang on there is some funny things in the text... maybe... Ofc not. There is never anything funny in the CS:GO texts anymore. And why am i bothering myself telling you this... I might be going insane. I haven't feelt the urge to type a text for no reason ever before! If you find out where i live and see me on the floor having a heartattack call 555-132-7564. My closest contact who is a nurse will come and help me.

Anyways so where was I?

Oh right!

So Gaben got his new computer right.

His mom brought home his computer and got help from the neighbour kid to install it for him. All was said and done, with little Gaben sitting infront of his newly installed computer. The hours he spent on just typing things in the console to see if anything happen was uncanny. Not getting anything done but typing diffrent words and generating flowing text to be spilled out day and night.

His friends started to notice that Gaben stopped going to school and wanted to know what's up, They decided to take the lunch break and go to Gabens house.

When they arrived they noticed a dark aura, a heavy-like felling when they went up to the door. Only didn't they know where he was, but the even the house looked diffrent, The lawns hadn't been taken care of, and the summerish color'd house had become dark and grey. They knocked on the door twice, Nobody answered. The younglings decided to try and open the door. -Unlocked

They started looking around, completly dark inside of the house, except for some light down stairs that was filling the corridor, They made their way lower, asking if anybody was home, but got no answer back. Walking slowly down they saw a closed door with illuminating light around the edges of the door. Opening the door was the worst thing they could've ever done. Because... In there... was nothing but a aged neckbeared on his computer programming in the dark. waah!!!!

Okay f**l off now. Don't read my texts ever again. You will not find anything anyways.

Oh, right! this was a review text. Kinda lost track.

Well, the game is something of an older game, I don't care for the graphic stand point, only playabillity, but the tickrate is still low, since the asian servers had their 128 tickrate servers from launch i kinda want it too.

Gaben please fix!