GRUNK's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:14am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:46am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:46am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:55am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:44am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 5:58am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am