Recent reviews by Prozmbieeater

♥♥♥♥ my pants twice un-ironically back when I had a 360. My only wish is that EA didn't spike the sequel into the ground or made a port to steam :(

Within the first hour ive died 32 times, whether it be from arrows, skeletons, spiders, my own bombs, or even my own hubris. Ive never in my life distrusted a shop keeper more than the one in re4. This game is a roller coaster of emotions... I've laughed, I've cried, I've raged, I've loved, and lost. This game is complete inane monkey ass but i cant stop playing it. The music is amazing, the enemies are fun to fight, and Ive even gotten to like the mechanics of the game most of all. I've developed stockholm syndrome and a stutter from playing this game. 10/10, would break my legs falling to my death again.