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75.6 hrs on record (74.2 hrs at review time)
this is a good game if you like to do things that you can't do in real life like plant and harvest crops, raise animals, go spelunking in a cave for treasures, afford a house, and talk to women
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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475.1 hrs on record (152.9 hrs at review time)
Fun gameplay loop, devs listen to the community, and especially fun with friends. If you like FPS games with a mix of resource collection, buy this game.

Also you can pet the Steeve
and the loot bug
and the gniffer
and the Dotty
but not the shredder
Posted 26 November, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2022.
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2,048.4 hrs on record (2,008.9 hrs at review time)
10 years later, still updated semi-regularly

Is a gud game
Posted 22 August, 2012. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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63.8 hrs on record (49.1 hrs at review time)
This is a game staring Morgan Freeman and he's shooting stuff and shooting the Cumbines and his girlfriend Alex Trebek does some stuff too. And also there's a crab thing that has sex with your head.
Posted 22 August, 2012.
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1,530.4 hrs on record (1,411.1 hrs at review time)
It's a good game, just buy it already ya goon
Posted 14 February, 2012. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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