PrettzL
Sam   Hermiston, Oregon, United States
 
 
https://prettzl.com/
https://www.twitch.tv/PrettzL
https://discord.gg/FBVJBzP

If you can't take a joke you should get the ♥♥♥♥ off the internet.

Apparently I'm a professional game reviewer.
Currently In-Game
Valheim
🥨PrͭeͦtͯtͥzͨL🥨
Video Games
:aa_phoenix:Wow:aa_edgeworth:
Never pay full price for anything.
Especially software of any kind.
50% off or better every time.

My To Do List For Badges
Craft Badges only for games I own
Craft Level 1 of every Badge for games that I own
Craft Level 5 of every Badge for fun games
Craft Foil Badges for the best games

My To Do List For Games
Maintain my Wishlist (DLC usually at the bottom)
:100percent: games with achievements if possible~
I will never use a guide on a first playthrough of a game, ever.
Get all Pretzel achievements.

Complete: :approved:
Level 100 - Completed: 2/4/2016 @ 10:07am
500 Games Owned - Completed: 4/15/2015 @ 6:15pm
50 Perfect Games - Completed: 6/24/2016 @ 7:17am
1k Games Owned - Completed: 9/21/2016 @ 5:45am
500 Badges - Completed: 12/19/2016 @ 6:34am
777 Badges - Completed: 5/28/2018 @ 9:49pm
All 13 Showcases Available - Completed: 8/29/2018 @ 12:57pm
1500 Games Owned - Completed: 3/13/2020 @ 7:15am
10,000 Achievements - Completed: 6/11/2021 @ 12:10pm
100 Perfect Games - Completed: 6/30/2021 @ 8:30pm
2000 Games Owned - Completed: 4/18/2022 @ 6:07pm

Achievement Hunting Ongoing Progress Viewable @
Goal List [www.steamcompletionist.net]
MGS Profile [metagamerscore.com]
Completionist.me Profile [completionist.me]

Decade Build for 2020-2030
Intel Core i7 9800X 3.8 GHZ 8-Core
32 GB DDR4-2133 CL15
GeForce GTX 3060
Review Showcase
460 Hours played
Solid 6/10 game that brings nothing truly new to the Action-RPG genre.

This is a hard do not recommend, especially with the game being a solid 6/10 and that I really enjoy it.

If steam had a neutral option I would be using that instead.

I love exploring, I love the combat from Bloodborne/Dark Souls 3, this has good aspects from both of those games for combat, and the open world is pretty good, albeit tedious to explore and die in a boring loop.

Sound design is pretty damn great, graphics are middling at best, optimization is ♥♥♥♥ (which is to be expected, Japanese devs seemingly don't use PC hardware for stability testing when developing games- somehow).

I might change this to recommend later once the rough edges are ironed out, but for now you can sleep on this game, you're not going to miss out on anything unless you really really need more Soulsborne-like combat in your life currently.

Update:
Steam says I should review my review since I've played another 75 hours.

Basically still a solid 6/10 that I wouldn't recommend to most people who don't absolutely love action games.

I am enjoying my experience overall, but I can tell that people new to this style of combat would probably get bored or result to using guides/meta builds for their first playthrough.

Update 2:
Up to 150-160ish some hours first playthrough still.

Basically all dungeons and bosses, that I have access to, cleared so far. Now that I've got more time to dedicate to completing the game- I've been having an okay time of it.

In typical fashion I have kneecapped myself for most of my playthrough using as many talisman slots as possible to make things difficult for me. (Take more damage, only going for counterhits or crits, using max equipment load for best poise at medium load, requiring max buffs without greater runes to barely beat bosses, online disabled.)

Having fun though.

Getting 1 and 2 shot by most enemies is good times.
Let alone bosses which will 1 shot me every time.

I still can't recommend this game to newcomers. It's a 20 dollar product, as is- currently with no DLC, selling way over the mark. Bloodborne and Souls 3 are arguably more difficult games with more fleshed out experiences. The one thing Elden Ring has over those games is variety of combat approaches, that's it, many of which are not effective, nothing else really to be said about this game, it's slightly above average for an action RPG by Fromsoft.
Favorite Game
Screenshot Showcase
Somebody touchin my butt
3 2
Awards Showcase
x28
x2
x1
x3
x1
x3
x3
x3
x2
x2
x2
x1
x1
x1
x1
56
Awards Received
5
Awards Given
Review Showcase
106 Hours played
Solid 8/10 game. Possibly my game of the year for 2022.

Soundtrack is kinda out of place, it's not bad, but doesn't at all fit the mood of the game in a lot of places.

Story is convoluted, not terrible though, decent in fact. Very high above average storytelling. Not a tearjerker but definitely a well done sad story.

The gameplay (delivering ♥♥♥♥) isn't very substantial, no matter the difficulty you play on, you can always breeze through those parts of the game. The exploration and travel are a good 60-70% of the game though and it is very fun. Figuring out how to get from point A to B and so on with the tools you have available is the real game and it's excellently done.
Recent Activity
291 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
87 hrs on record
last played on 21 Nov
235 hrs on record
last played on 19 Nov
Anuswelderino!™ 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am 
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song
From when the White Wolf fought
A silver-tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth
While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleat
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn
He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came
He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the rest
That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Kin- ☆ 6 May, 2023 @ 9:13am 
Probably the coolest profile out of all my friends on steam :praisesun:
MNJI | Ne0 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01am 
give some of us a chance to collect as many Achievements so we could be as cool as you
Kain 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am 
:Grineer: Clem approves this profile
solly 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31am 
Fancy steam profile.
Sirwowcoolith 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm 
Man found your post for borderless gaming achievement post and just had to check your profile. Here I was yesterday taking pride in 100 percenting 2 games. How do you find the time?