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-rep This fagoon had called me a jelly filled donut that was overfilled with strawberyy jelly. He told me that my donut insides were filled soo much that I had also lost a bit of brain cells in the process of overflowing. He also claimed that the chocolate forsting on my top was nothing but the ♥♥♥♥ of my own donut parents. One of which was a chocolate donut, layered in melted hersey's and filled with "chocolate" from mommy donut's "secret" hole. This comment overall left me quite hurt emotionally and mentally. Everytime I think... I can only remember the flashbacks that I get from the issues during birth. While the baker attempted to make me a jelly filled donut, we accidentally put a hole in my center. After realizing the mistake, he pushed the glob of donut into my hole and left my jelly flowing out of me.

Hi, I see that another person has got to you first, but I checked out your profile and thought that you were beautiful along side cute (Srsly, I really like your face and personality). I've only seen a few girls play games before, but you're different. You're not only independent, but strong and are able to step up for yourself. I'm totally against sexism and think that women have always had right and will come to rule the world. We should totes play AZDG together, it's really tense and is really satisfying to pop off the zombie heads. Haha I don't wanna sound to pushy so I'll be waiting ^-^. I really hope you give me a chance over the other guy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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