Freak Yoshi
Porg   United States
 
 
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I know who yoshi is ive seen him in real life
Oh, Yoshi? Of course, I know Yoshi! He’s that... uh, green creature, right? You know, the one that’s kind of like a dinosaur but also not really. He’s got this round, lizard-like body—super friendly looking, you can tell he’s not trying to intimidate anyone. And his head? It’s got this big, bulbous nose that sticks out like a balloon. He’s always got these wide, expressive eyes, kind of like a puppy that’s just found a treat.

He’s got this... uh... saddle on his back? Or maybe it’s a shell? I mean, it looks like a saddle because he’s always giving rides to, uh, his friends or something. And it’s red, I think? Or orange? Definitely something warm-toned. He’s got these little stumpy arms with three fingers—no claws or anything, though, just soft little nubs that can maybe hold stuff if he really tries.

Oh! And his feet! Huge feet. They’re like the size of his head, with three big toes, and he’s always wearing these oversized, cartoonish boots. They’re either brown or orange or... maybe red? I mean, you can’t miss them—they’re part of his whole vibe. And he’s got this little tail, too, like a stubby one, just wagging back there for balance or something.

His personality? Oh, he’s cheerful, playful, and loyal. He’s the kind of guy who’d carry you across a lava pit without complaining. But he’s not above being mischievous. Like, if he eats something—oh yeah, he eats stuff with his long tongue, right? Like a frog, but cooler. Yeah, Yoshi! Totally! I know exactly what he looks like.

WHERE IS THE RESET BUTTON ON MODERN 🖥️?!!! Who even decided 🎮 needed to be patched post-⏏️? AAAAAHHHHHH!!! Back then, if a 🎮 was 💩, IT STAYED 💩. YOU LOVED IT FOR ITS 💩NESS! IT WAS OUR 💩NESS!! I’m the glitch now. I'm DLC for a 🎮 I already 💳! I can feel them watching. The devs. The NPCs. The 🎮 itself. It’s not just 🎠 anymore. It’s all of them. The 🎵 whispers when I try to sleep. My controller vibrates when it’s not plugged in. THEY KNOW. Every ⏯️, every 🔄, every time I ⏏️, they’re learning. Studying me. Judging me. Did you hear that? No? It’s the 🌳. It’s coming closer. I know it’s coming. I SAW IT MOVE. I tried to delete my save files, but they just came back. I’m not safe. I’M NOT SAFE. THE GAME IS ALIVE. THEY ARE ALL ALIVE. HELP ME. 🎮 IS WATCHING ME. 🎮 IS WATCHING ME. 🎮 IS WAT—
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最後執行於 1 月 16 日
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最後執行於 1 月 15 日
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最後執行於 2024 年 12 月 28 日
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成就進度   98 / 121
Redderick 2024 年 12 月 31 日 上午 4:20 
yoooo bro, lets go play
☆Mortician☆ 2024 年 12 月 18 日 下午 4:24 
Hey, i have an offer for you can you add me?
Fear Me 2024 年 12 月 4 日 下午 9:36 
Would rather be playing Genesis.
Opinn 2024 年 10 月 15 日 上午 10:15 
skillful plays
AlphaTactics 2024 年 10 月 3 日 下午 1:42 
+repppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
ᔕᑕᗩᖇY 2024 年 9 月 3 日 上午 4:38 
yoyoyo