Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.

Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧!

What if Ben 10 could turn into Morbius?


Think about it. It would be so cool because

Ben 10 is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

B) Morbius

Γ ) First two reasons

😎 ) My wife's boyfriend said if it happens I can watch it. Yay 😄 !

Honestly I feal that if that happnes he could defeat all the aliens and will Morb vilcocks into the colon of the universe.

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AITA for slamming a child in the stomach with a metal pipe at the grocery store the other day? Hear me out. I was buying my groceries as usual, and as I am checking out this beautiful can of tomato sauce, I stumbled upon a child, maybe 5 to 6 years old. He looked up at me, and asked his mom, "MOM I WANT THAT CAN OF TOMATO SAUCE!". So, I start to argue with this kid and his mom. He doesn't have the right to call dibs on anything he wants in the grocery store. If I found it first, it's MINE. I don't care what this kid's mom has to say, this kid can't just steal my rightfully owned can of tomato sauce like that.

When you said "mid-teens", that got me thinking. I'm 13, and I don't want to brag or boast, but I feel like I'm pretty smart and mature for my age. For example, I really like anime. But when I recommend my best friend and anime, and he watches it, I find myself knowing so much more about the stories and characters afterwards, leading me to believe that he doesn't have the amount of attention span, appreciation for a good story, or overall brain capacity to understand the story as I do( I don't want to dog on my friend but I just feel that way). After watching Danganronpa and completely loving it for its lovable character (cough cough monokuma cough cough) and well thought cases that really made you think, I feel like I could handle this game. What would you say?

hello, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat.

Hello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™. We've noticed that you haven't logged in for 2 weeks so we're just checking out to see everything's okay with our biggest fan. Since you've visited us last time, we've updated the ''Gay'' section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon!

Usually when people talk ♥♥♥♥, I just brush it off, but now, it's gone a little to far. Assclown, you talk as you know me but in reality you don't know ♥♥♥♥ about me. I'm guessing you've never been in a situation involving a real live thug that was born and raised in the ghetto/hood(me). Yes i've turned my life to good, but i will throw all that out the window if you continue to talk ♥♥♥♥ about me. I've killed a few people back in my banging days and Just remember next time before you open your mouth, you better be praying that i'm in a good mood, or else you'll be in for a rude awakening when the thug in me unleashes.

What is a friend? As a redditor, that whole concept confuses me. Do you pronounce all the vouls vowls in friend, like fry-end or pronounce it like freend? I've always had difficulty with that word, it's one of those words I've always read but never heard. I found myself up crying at night sometimes, because that word, however you pronounce it, gives me a lot of grief. Who in this lifetime could I call a friend? I would die happy if I just had one friend.

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.