It's everyday steve
With the diamond mine flow
5 stacks on Minecraft in 6 months
Never done before
Passed all the competition man
Roblox is next
Man I'm popping all these trades
Got the brand new minecart
And I met villagers too
And I'm coming with the crew
This is Minecraft, ♥♥♥♥♥
Who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out
If they ain't with the rules
Yeah, I'm talking about you
You beggin' for attention
Talking ♥♥♥♥ on the server too
But I still won PVP last night
It was 4 to 2 and I got the screenshot to prove
And all the recordings too
Don't make me tell them the truth
And I just dropped some new trades
And it's selling like steve's babes
Nether's where I'm from
We craft 'em narrow
We shoot 'em with an arrow
The chestplate just for fun
I press "W" to run
Catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone
Minecraft Parody's number one

It's everyday steve
It's everyday steve
It's everyday steve
I said it's everyday steve

You know it's Minecraft Steve
And my helmet stay poppin'
Yes, I can mine
And no, I am not from the End
Minecraftia is my city
And if it weren't for the admins
Then the server would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'll pass it to Notch
'Cause you know he stay llitty

Two months ago
You didn't know my username
And now you want my fame?
♥♥♥♥♥ I'm building' up
I'm only going up
Now, I'm going off
I'm never mining' down
Like Alex, who?
Alex who?
Who are you?
All these cows I just ran through
Hit a stack in a month
Where were you?
Hatin' on me back in 1.8
You need to get your ♥♥♥♥ straight
Steve brought me to the top
Now we really minin' off
Number 1 point number 10
That's why these zombies all at our door
It's lonely at the End
So we all going
We left the End
Now the trio's all crafting'
It's the admins, ♥♥♥♥♥
We back again, always first, never last
We the future, we'll see you getting banned

It's everyday steve
It's everyday steve
It's everyday steve
I said it's everyday steve

Hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we switch the texture Pack?
We 'bout to hit it

Yes, all I want is diamonds
Mining in Minecraft all day long
Living in Minecraftia
Anyone's dream
Sending diamonds to my whole server
We have one player above
His username is Notch and he's at the top.
From here we sing to you
Can I get my Vip?
Minecraft Steve, representing Minecraftia
From poverty to fame

It's everyday steve
It's everyday steve
It's everyday steve
I said it's everyday steve

Yo, it's Alex
The competition shook
These Noobs up on me
I got 'em with the sword
Lemme educate ya'
And I ain't talking sign
Dirt hut is your home?
So stop chatting on the server
I'm bright like redstone
They trading like a loan
Yeah, I enchant good
Is that your player's armor?

Is that your player's armor?
Started mining, throwing stones
Stay in your flippin' chunk
Yes, they all copy me
But, that's some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clones
Stay in all designer armor
And they ask me what I mine
I said it's 10 with six zeros
Always mine, diamonds in chest
And I will see you tomorrow 'cause
It's everyday steeeeeeeeeve


I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm
particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc
supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a
sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first,
you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I
found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would
congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with
envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on
my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as
sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good
an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but
healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even
multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so
remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the
deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of
you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a
lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at
distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to
get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo
gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're
finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the
rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you
have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up
and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I
always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it
right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling,
seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even
transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done
it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.



ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooo:
this is the heathen!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq04xnxKYaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_Y75Sluyg&list=PLll4J1EYo60eEBTwMHzU7Bn1iqhsrV-n4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFj6zUo2l7c


Hijab: 2 freepeaks
Hijab: best team
Drake: We still won the round
Drake: as a 3v5
Drake: Best team


"They want to have their cake and eat it; fat ♥♥♥♥♥"

ooh oo ooh hoo ooh hoh hoo ooh ooh (our battle cry)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPakcGsP4ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-GVTXG0iBo&t=0s&list=PLbWcj8ZIE_H97pay-G94gB-nNqeklCgRz&index=42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV_xiwWvod8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgLq5DvcWQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1nq2ueokSg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h9V0nDT9XU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmAzDugES_I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUZiUC-kHj8