Mr. Goon
Satan
 
 
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or ♥♥♥♥ torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
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Observation Subject: Mr. Goon
Mr. Goon is a passive entity most notably known for its tendency to 'mog' staff members. If you ever encounter Mr. Goon in the wild, we recommend that you simply stand silently until it has finished 'mogging' and carries on its way.

Unless Mr. Goon receives either a neutral or favorable response to its 'mogging', it will tear [REDACTED]
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suck your penis, and [REDACTED].

Other notable activities of Mr. Goon include 'Jelqing', 'looksmaxxing', and general 'goonery'. often found within its goon cave, Mr. Goon is a solitary existence. it is unknown whether or not more exist in the wild. Our team prays that they do not.

Our team recommends immediate euthanasia.
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Offensive Username 1 Sep @ 1:52am 
Continue recommending porn games, brother
oog son of boog 31 Aug @ 5:10pm 
+rep very cool guy, very funny gamer, would sit down and have a beer with, STOP RECOMMENDING PORN GAMES
The goblin in YOUR garden 5 Jul @ 5:38pm 
Ran into this dude in the bayou man yells "its gooning time" over voip before throwing 3 fire Beatles at me
Offensive Username 14 Apr @ 5:05pm 
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment?
Offensive Username 14 Apr @ 5:05pm 
Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
The goblin in YOUR garden 12 Apr @ 4:25pm 
ive been mogged :(