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this happened to my buddy eric

I haven't played this game long enough to give it a proper thorough review but i like it so far.
I'll edit this review once I've experienced this game more thoroughly.

I got praised for shooting a child

Might do it again

===[ ❤ Audience: ]===
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐Adults
☑ 9 Year olds
☐ Pro players

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===
☐ Potato
☐ Good
☐Beautiful
☑ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===
☑ IT'S FREE AND THAT'S A GREAT PRICE!
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☑ Get cut a deal!

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☑ Chair for only 399

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☑ ZERO DEATHS

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 8 hours)
☐ Short ( 8 - 20 hours)
☐Few hours ( 20 - 50 hours)
☐ Long ( 50+ hours)
☑Endless

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Earfrick

===[ ♬ Story] ===
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Like Legend of the Brofist
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Life changing


===[ § Bugs ]===
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐You can use them for speedrun
☑Nothing

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑You‘ll need a second life for grinding

===[ ✦ Others: ]===
☑ Singleplayer
☐ You don't have friends anyway

Even The Witcher 3 on High settings runs better than this on low settings

bless the wurst

GTA but confusing

The only reason why i play this is because i want to see thomas the dank engine as a dragon