Recent reviews by Ol' Dick Butt McCoy

It was a waste of 10 minutes. Super floaty flappy bird ass game.

It's a really good game if you love D&D but it's would be better to wait to play it for a full release as you can only make it to level 5 and can only play through chapter 1.

It's a game where it's recommended to take things stealthy and not to run around buck wild and shoot everything because you'll have an asshat like me hunting for you instead of the target. It's a Crytek so it looks great and is buggy. If you're trying to run it on a potato good luck.

I nominated this for "The “I'm Not Crying, There's Something In My Eye” Award" not because it has a sad story but because the RNG in this game makes me wish I were dead. 10/10

Edit: This year I added it to "Haunts my dreams" awards because I'm still not over that RNG. I think seeing the rewards this year gave me PTSD remembering Mordheim.

It's like Dark Souls 1 and Bloodbourne had a baby, a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly baby and neither of them wanted to keep it so they threw it out to fend for itself. It still managed to get all of the bad habits from them both like Bloodbourne's pvp (player versus ♥♥♥♥♥) where you can heal quickly so fights last longer than they should and Dark Soul 1's cheaters. What you're left with in the end is a game that thinks you should think it's fun because it's a "Souls" game, it's a game that most everyone talks about being artificially difficult. Althought I agree with that in some ways because most every enemy takes the cheesiest way in order to hit you everything still has a decipherable pattern you can work out, they just moves quicker so it's harder to understand it. That being said, it's still a better game that Dark Souls 2. ♥♥♥♥ Dark Souls 2.