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Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 7:15pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 6:52pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 3:06pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 6:22pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:21am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 3:16pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:52am



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.