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Recent reviews by Polar Bean

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4.4 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
I love Jack Cooper's Pro Skater Eternal. Highly recommend.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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24.1 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you're like me and were a bit hesitant to try this game because of all the warnings with how suggestive it is; it's really not bad. It's not any worse than most mainstream MMORPGS in that regard.

Beyond that, this game is easy to learn, yet has tons of depth with what you can do with your build. The mechanics feel super smooth. Parrying attacks and landing big hits feels super good. It gets even better when playing with friends. There's so many ways to work together and synergize with different builds. I'm excited to see what updates will bring to the game!

Editing this to add that the sound track also absolutely slaps.
Posted 27 November, 2024. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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577.3 hrs on record (538.5 hrs at review time)
where is the play button, crytek

edit: they added a play button but UI still bad
Posted 16 August, 2024. Last edited 19 September, 2024.
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2.7 hrs on record
A short but very charming and cute game. I particularly love the level design, there's stuff to find all over the place which makes exploring feel very rewarding.
Posted 9 May, 2024.
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73.9 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
🦀🦀🦀NO MORE PSN ACCOUNT REQUIREMENT🦀🦀🦀

This game is, in my opinion, the best co-op experience of the decade. It's super chaotic, often because of your own mistakes, but that chaos makes it feel extremely rewarding to finish missions. There's nothing quite like it (besides helldivers 1, which is also pretty good) and it will likely stay that way for a while. It's definitely worth a try.
Posted 20 February, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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28.0 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Knock on door
Guy answers
Close door
Kick in door knocking out guy
Handcuff him
Loot his apartment

I am a detective
Posted 26 August, 2023.
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46.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Finally, the battlefield game we were promised
Posted 16 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
16.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
I can buy a house for less than $100k and make a living as a self-employed creative?

Video games really do appeal to the male fantasy.
Posted 2 April, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
One of my colonists went into labor while recreation deprived. They played chess for 2 hours before remembering they needed to give birth. Gave birth in the hallway on their way to their bedroom then passed out. The baby died immediately afterwards then the colony's dog ate it. 10/10
Posted 23 October, 2022.
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16.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
*bear noises*
Posted 28 July, 2022.
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