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Garlic is the best weapon.

Fight me.

mommy says I'm not allowed to watch anime or play videogames anymore

1/10 I do not recommend this to anyone, pls give me back game pls :(

So, taking my money from my account and taking off stuff that i LEGALLY PURCHASED now is a legal practice? The fu** Steam? This is how it works? You just take the people for stupid and, oh wow, granted the wish of some greedy-ass company?

Once, a great artist, by the name of Pink Guy, singed everything I want to say right now. So, If you excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, here's my review.

"I just want to let you know, you're a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥** cu**
Go ahead and run your mouth, pus***, I don't give a fu**
You're a stup** piece of sh**, you're a stup** ♥♥♥♥♥** bit**
Get the fu** up off my di**, get the fu** up off my di**, like
Please end your ♥♥♥♥♥** life, please end your ♥♥♥♥♥** life
I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive
You're a ♥♥♥♥♥** penis-hole, grab a di** and eat it whole
I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a fetus though
You're so ♥♥♥♥♥** ugly and your face is ♥♥♥♥♥** foul, jeez"


On a serious note, tho. I understand the anger from the team behind Sony Vegas. And I won't even give a whole f*** if they didn't tell "well, you have purchased or product legally? ♥♥♥♥ you then, error -17 and you can't use it LOLOLOLOLOL XD".

That's... that's a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ movement. But ok.

Como persona que tiene mucho sexo a toda hora, puedo decir que este juego es 100% parecido a tener sexo con una mujer, como yo siempre hago. Obviamente este juego no me puso caliente. no soy gay, yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres reales como para gastar más de 15 minutos. Por otro lado me gustaría recomendar este juego a la gente que no tiene sexo (no como yo porque yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres, mucho) como si ahí hubiese una mujer desnuda y está desnuda. Mistral se ve como una de mis varias novias con la que tuve mucho sexo. He tenido mucho sexo. También soy muy guapo y las mujeres SIEMPRE quieren tener sexo conmigo porque soy muy musculoso y guapo y muy bueno en los videojuegos. Todas mis novias dicen que soy muy bueno en el sexo y jugando videojuegos y siendo guapo.

Feel in (third) person what Shrek feel when saving Fiona. Or, use a giant ♥♥♥♥ and balls to ♥♥♥♥ up some people. The choice is yours, either way, I recommend.

I play only ten minutes after years, I see a jump scare of a cute skeleton and scream like a little girl.

10/10 I want to die once again

If i'd had to recommend a game, based only in one aspect besides it's history, it will be it's OST. Because I believe, that a any medium can reach our hearts, with any of this two aspects. And To The Moon does it like a master piece in this both ways. To anyone, even non gamers, who enjoys a good history, good music, good visuals, who wants to really enjoy a story about how our memories are so important, will be pleased in this adventure. To the Moon.

Obra maestra, 10/10