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Accept my friend request bro

Hi. This is an invitation to the Soviet Metal group, the group is about rock and metal music of the Soviet Union and Russia, mainly of 1980-90s period. Join if you're interested.
https://gtm.you1.cn/groups/sovietmetal

stinky

I like to share with you a little story. Some people can have explosive diarrhoea like ♥♥♥♥ just flies all over the place. So this one guy sat down to take a ♥♥♥♥ and of course, diarrhoea just exploded all over the place. I mean it was ♥♥♥♥. It was ♥♥♥♥ basically. He noticed there was no toilet paper left, so he got up and he decided to go get some of the toilet paper, when he got back to the toilet he realized that he was dripping ♥♥♥♥.

Mr Smith: OK, I can sit and watch my wife getting shafted by a Detroit piston. I'm cool. She's all yours, Sebastian.
Mrs Smith: Actually, dear. He's all yours. Go to it Sebastian. [Sebastian goes over and kisses Mr Smith, pushing his tongue into his mouth]
Mr Smith: Ahhh, no no. Absolutely no way. I'd rather die. I can't. I'm not...not in the least. Oh for God's sake, Clara...
Mrs Smith: Just returning the favour. You bought me one, I bought you one. Rules are no talking and Sebastian, if he struggles, rough him up a little. He'll like that [Sebastian pushes Mr Smith to his knees and forces his penis into Mr Smith's mouth]
Mrs Smith: Now here's a chance for your to practise all the things you preach to me 'Deeper, faster, harder.'
[Sebastian pumps for a while] OK, I think you've got the hang of that. Now Mike I think it's time you dropped the soap...

What pisses me the ♥♥♥♥ of about it is how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsensical the lyrics are, the guy is saying that he wants different characters and the girl is saying that she already is ALL the characters that the guy suggests, how in the everloving ♥♥♥♥ does that make sense?? You can't be several characters at once! Or is the girl supposed to be different people every time she answers?? And another thing, when he suggests Bastion, she says that they should NERF Bastion which implies that he is an OP character, which would be a reason FOR picking Bastion, not the other way around. It's such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsense and it pisses me off