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Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 5:36pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 7:38am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 6:17pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 6:02pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 7:30am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 7:23am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 6:01pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 6:27pm