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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:49am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:12am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 3:11pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:42am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:51am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:52am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:55am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:32am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:21pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:36am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:06am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:20am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:47am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:59am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:28am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:55am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:31am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:20am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 9:23am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 9:20am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:29pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 3:01pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 3:35pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 3:38pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:59am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:15am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:18am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:45am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 4:57am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 1:05am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:57am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:43am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 9:24am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 6:47am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 1:58pm