this is my official gooning retirement notice i will no longer be gooning in the year of 2025
i've moved onto better things such as jorking it, yanking myself and touching deez
thank you for reading this important statement

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can someone PLEASE help me? I was just casually listening to my skibidi toilet DJ rails you ASMR [X listener btw :3] on my AirPods, I listen to those skibidi asmrs for about 8 hours per day on average, it’s my guilty pleasure. I was casually doing my quotation mark “things” I heard a couple of knocks before realizing my girlfriend came over, I forgot I called her over to have some steamy sex tonight, she burst the door wide open in a beautiful, half-naked dress. but in a fit of panic I accidentally janked my podset and had my speakers on full volume for her to hear. she could hear all the intenseful moans and skibidi edging that the audio was producing throughout the speakers. She looked at me with a gaped open expression, but how the ♥♥♥♥ was I supposed to explain I was watching skibidi toilet dj asmr in an understandable manner? I’m still in complete utter disbelief at the horrible fast-paced decisions that led me to getting kicked out of her house :3

++rep fast trader, very professional, and slipped his big fat ♥♥♥♥ in my ass as an extra thank you for the knife trade

look forward to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to you again

happy new year daddy, I couldn't have completed my aim of watching every type of vr pornography without your wisdom

+Respect +50000$
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