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16.6 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
It's like Baldur's Gate but with better story and more pixels.
Posted 1 December, 2024. Last edited 1 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I play for the story
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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13 people found this review helpful
9.5 hrs on record
Not a bad story-driven base-building management game, but plagued with bugs.
Characters seem to keep getting stuck with a door over their heads (open loot mode or flee mode?) and don't take orders anymore unless you click-spam them next to them.
Posted 13 October, 2024.
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9.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's like Surviving Mars with hints of Factorio supply chains but you have to build a colony on the moon instead. The moon base will need to set up basic life support like water, oxygen and food, before humans can move in, and you can extract and trade minerals with other factions.
You can set up production chains for building goods, like in Factorio, but it is nowhere near as deep. The amount of drones available are a constant bottleneck since they seem to be very expensive to obtain at this point through the market.
The research tree is a bit of a convoluted mess. Some technologies that are important for progression are sometimes deep buried in the tech tree in non-obvious places. Social research points are attainable primarily through buying them via the private laboratory available in the global map or by building huge amounts of sociology labs. The contract system with the private companies is very random and feels like there could be a more progressive difficulty in the kind of goods you are meant to produce to fulfill them.
Overall a decent game, still in early access but needs more polish, so hopefully it will get better.
Posted 11 August, 2024. Last edited 11 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record
When you finally guess who the killer is, he confesses everything, instead of denying it forever, and finding a lawyer to gaslight your every word into the ground.

Just like IRL
Posted 28 July, 2024. Last edited 22 September, 2024.
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16.8 hrs on record
Fat aquaman vs capitalism
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
180.0 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Lots of horrible bugs since the Bard patch.
Frequent crashes while saving, inventories becoming invisible and weird glitches all over the place.
I known it's early access, but now it can't run more than 5 minutes without crashing to desktop.
Uninstalling... QQ
Posted 9 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
166.3 hrs on record (77.5 hrs at review time)
You can make burgers from human meat and sell them to soldiers at the witch burning.

Just like IRL.

Posted 23 November, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Riot simulator in ancient Greece. Wreck everything, kill the gods, all very cathartic. Uncle Nietzsche would be proud and shed a tear.
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
113.2 hrs on record (112.7 hrs at review time)
You spend a few hours climbing walls and jumping off towers only to find that Ubisoft is actually run by the Templars.
Posted 8 October, 2016.
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