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1 person found this review helpful
19.6 hrs on record
About 5 minutes of halfway decent gunplay sandwiched between 20 hours of the worst cutscenes and dialog you've ever seen in your life.

Absolutely killed the series for me.

Update: Holy crap, the final "boss" of the game is a quicktime event. Under 20 hours for all side quests, all morale points, and full exploration.
Posted 14 November, 2024. Last edited 21 November, 2024.
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82.5 hrs on record (78.4 hrs at review time)
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Crab
Posted 23 September, 2024. Last edited 25 October, 2024.
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356.6 hrs on record (321.4 hrs at review time)
Want ultrawide support? Todd "Tippytoes" Howard couldn't even get it to properly work in FO4, so don't expect it here. A never ending loop of multiple mods just to get things to work.

Time to take Ol' Tippytoes out back behind the barn.
Posted 13 June, 2024.
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101.2 hrs on record (94.0 hrs at review time)
Probably the most fun D&D experience you can have with your distant friends. Kind of a bore to play solo.
Posted 20 May, 2024. Last edited 3 December, 2024.
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110.0 hrs on record
Truly the spiritual successor to Freelancer.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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4.8 hrs on record
Just not my jam, I guess. I gave it a shot, but it's just not very fun for me. You could just open up a text editor and type wasd over and over again and have the same exact experience as playing this game.
Posted 23 August, 2023. Last edited 23 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
78.1 hrs on record (49.6 hrs at review time)
A slightly more predictable version of FTL. You don't constantly feel at the mercy of a very rigged RNG like you do in FTL.
Posted 28 June, 2023.
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2.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND.


....but please give me an automap in a future update.
Posted 30 May, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
53.5 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
Two years and many patches after launch, and I'm still running into game breaking softlocks that won't allow me to progress. Some of them go back to the game's launch, and have just never been fixed. Don't give CDPR money.
Posted 3 January, 2023.
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221.4 hrs on record (186.6 hrs at review time)
Still the best alternative to Dwarf Fortress.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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