Progression de The Enforcer pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 13h09

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 1 nov. 2014 à 6h16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 7 nov. 2014 à 7h33

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 10h07

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 13h09

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Débloqué le 16 mai 2015 à 6h46

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 1 nov. 2014 à 6h14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 9h42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h06

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 13h35

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 15 mai 2015 à 6h14

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 16 mai 2015 à 5h46

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 16 mai 2015 à 7h19

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2022 à 11h26

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 16 janv. 2017 à 9h42

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2022 à 13h05

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 9h59

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 11h55

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 24 janv. 2016 à 1h51

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 16 mai 2015 à 5h18

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2022 à 13h13

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2022 à 11h27

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h08

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Débloqué le 15 mai 2015 à 6h10

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 16 janv. 2017 à 8h56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 16 mai 2015 à 7h17

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 7 nov. 2014 à 7h33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 13h32

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 12h54

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 23 janv. 2016 à 11h35

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 14 mai 2015 à 6h23

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 13h13

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 1 nov. 2014 à 6h19

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 12h53

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 7 nov. 2014 à 7h40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 13h09

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 7 nov. 2014 à 7h28

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 14 mai 2015 à 6h25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 14 mai 2015 à 7h15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 14 mai 2015 à 6h25

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 15 janv. 2017 à 3h26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 13h20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 14 mai 2015 à 6h35

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 14 mai 2015 à 6h25

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2022 à 7h50

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 31 oct. 2014 à 13h04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 16 mai 2015 à 7h20

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 23 janv. 2016 à 9h52

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 23 janv. 2016 à 11h03

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 24 janv. 2016 à 2h13

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 24 janv. 2016 à 5h13

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Débloqué le 24 janv. 2016 à 8h52

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Débloqué le 21 aout 2020 à 23h07

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2019 à 9h06

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 23 janv. 2016 à 11h29

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Débloqué le 21 aout 2020 à 23h43

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 24 janv. 2016 à 8h29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 24 janv. 2016 à 2h41

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 16 janv. 2017 à 9h04

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

17 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

10 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

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