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Korea, Democratic People's Republic of 
💄 * 😺 * 💎 * 🕺 * 🥗 * 🍆 * 📒 * 🌸 * 👑 * 🔋 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 🐛 * 👔 * 🎁 * 🚗
ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car. "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says. "Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!
*breaks bread
This is my body
*pours wine
This is my blood
*cuts life into pieces
This is my last resort