https://www.youtube.com/user/Smibbly
I'm Darryl, and I'm here to ask you a simple question. Is a man not entitled to his own games?

"No!" says the man writing the EULA, "they belong to the following parties and are subject to this agreement and its terms and conditions."

"No!" says the man at Ubisoft, "half belongs to us until you purchase the rest in an overpriced DLC pack."

"No!" says the man at Pirate Bay, "they belong to everyone!"

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose Steam.