Bowser: (laughs)
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
M: Luigi, look! It's from Bowser. “Dear pesky plumbers: The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.” We've got to find the Princess.
L: And, you've got to help us.
M: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
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M: Looks kind of peaceful.
L: Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.
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M: Uh-oh! Ow! Ooh. (Coughs.) Where am I?
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M: Hey, Princess!
Princess: Oh!
L: How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out?
M: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.
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M: Uh-huh. Here's the problem: too many toasters! You know what they say, "All toasters toast toast!"

♥♥♥♥ on my chest

im so alone