>Be me in 2015
>13yo anti-social overweight
>Become sick, stuck in bed 9 hours a day
>Watching YouTubers play CS:GO 7 hours a day
>Get unsick and buy CS:GO
>Start playing CS:GO 6 hours a day
>Start in Gold Nova 2 FeelsGoodMan
>Reckless playstyle brings me down to Silver 2
>Time to quit

>2016 arrives
>Decide to try out CS:GO again
>Only use PB-Bizon for months
>Big mistake can barely get any kills
>Switch over to MP7
>Realise I need to chill and be patient
>Learn better aim, climb out of Silver! :D
>Start using P90 no shame
>Also playing Gmod 6 to 12 hours a day,
>Money printers go brrr
>Stuck in High School & Gold Nova for over a year
>Best friend at the time with family problems
>He takes anger out on me daily
>Messes with my emotions and most importantly
my CS:GO games FeelsBadMan.png
>Different friend lends me '★ M9 Bayonet | Marble Fade' for 10 minutes
>Stuck in Gold Nova for 5 weeks veryAngry.jpg
>Time to quit

>Middle of 2016
>Decide to try out CS:GO again
>Reach MG2 with UMP only
>Stuck in MG2 for many many months
>Still have a bad friend taking anger out on me
>Time to quit

>2017 arrives
>Enter final 2 years of High School
>Find new amazing friend group
>2 cool guys, 1 hot girl, and me, happy.png
>Hot girl I can talk to, teenage me thrilled, in_love.jpeg
>Decide to try out CS:GO again
>Decide to finally start using the rifles M4 and AK-47
>Good positive friends + friends with hot girl = very_happy_me.jpg
>Rank up from MG to LEM in 2 weeks (fixed most of my game-play mistakes)
>Stuck in LEM in for 8 months
>Suddenly realise my life is in shambles I have no future becoz
I have been trying to get to Global Elite for the past 2 years
>Time to quit

>2018 arrives
>Study 9 to 12 hours per day for 280 days
>Ranked up from 'D' grade student to 'A' grade
>Somehow got in Ivy League College for Physics <3

>2019 arrives
>Christmas Holiday starts
>Decide to try out CS:GO again
>Start from MGE and aim for Global Elite
>Reach Supreme Master First Class (SMFC)
>One rank away from Global
>University starts
>mission_failed.png
>Time to quit

>2019 Christmas Holiday arrives
>3 weeks off University, play for fun
>In one evening win four games in a row
>Rank up to The Global Elite
>_surprised.jpg
>Want to thank my mum for sinking thousands into my gaming setup
>Want to thank my friends Mountain, Broccoli, Joe, Kermit, Ham, Menace, Mé, John Wee, Under the Blankie, & Rod
>Time to quit
>FeelsGoodMan Retired.png
>...

>2023 arrives
>Write very lengthy CS:GO review
>Open GPT-4
>Input my review and my prompt 'Rewrite my review in greentext stories style'
>Post my review co-authored by GPT-4
>CSGO is 11/10 would play again
>No reason to play as I got to The Global Elite
>Time to quit
>Time to ...