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77 of 127 (61%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 8:37am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:12am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:35pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 12:44am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:53pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:27pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 8:25am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 8:53am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:27am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 1:44am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 4:25am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:44pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 8:31am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 1:57am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:12pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:44pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 10:00am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 8:47am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 4:57am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 9:39am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:45pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:40am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 9:54am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 7:51am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 8:43am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:35pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 1:39am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 11:59pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 4:01am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 3:46am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 7:37am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 1:29am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 5:52am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 6:56am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 5:01am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 4:02am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 5:17am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 2:39pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 7:43am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 7:30am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 6:51am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 2:47pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 5:30am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 3:45am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:32am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:36am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:02am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 11:07am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 5:25am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:25am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:18am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 8:35am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:49am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 7:18am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:40am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 9:08am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:46am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 4:55am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 8:32am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 2:12pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 5:51am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 5:43am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 5:51am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 5:49am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 6:45am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 9:14am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 8:48am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 9:33am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2016 @ 12:24pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2016 @ 8:12am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2016 @ 8:12am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 1:50pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 1:09pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2016 @ 12:01pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2016 @ 12:00pm



Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

BFF

Lick a friend

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.