Hello! My name is Giuseppe. I am a forty-one-year-old man from the land of Maine. My son Cornelius suggested I take up video-gaming as a hobby to fill the void where my heart once laid (which has been under the possession of my wife, Deborah, since October 8th, 2018). Some of my favorite video-games to play on this platform consist of the Civilization series, Apex Legends, and Darkest Dungeon especially (as my wife Deborah reminds me much of the Eldritch horrors encountered in the game). Off of Steam, I play the PlayStation 4, with my favorite game on there being God of War. It reminds me of my relationship with my son, Cornelius, before Deborah won custody of him on December 24, 2018 (a frankly un-fun Christmas gift, I might say). To anyone reading this description (if you read this far, of course), then send a message; I'd be glad to play some video-games with you! But, if Deborah is reading this, I vehemently dislike you, and I want Cornelius and Sanford (our dachshund) back.