Recent reviews by pamu's heaven

i want to everyone who worked on this rally DLC to NEVER touch anything rally related again.


WHO in the world thinks that, putting boulders, non passable by cars, every other 3 meters outside the usable road is a good idea ON A RALLY DLC

• the checkpoints and the barrriers are so restricting why even call it rally
  
  
• the helicopter PLEASE LET ME SEE THE ROAD MAN, ALSO WHY DOES 12 CARS ARE ON THE ROAD THAT CANT EVEN HOLD 2 BRO WHO LET THIS PASS TESTING BHUFASGFVBGSAFV
  
  
• "WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE THE HORIZON RALLY MORE CHALLENGING? ADD VARIOUS TYPES OF ENVIRONMENT AND TERRAIN LIKE SNOW, MUD, GRAVEL ETC? ADD 360 TURNS? NO!!!!!!!!!! WE ADD RAIN TO EVERY HORIZON RALLY. AND SO MANY HAIRPINS WITH THE OCCASIONAL DUNE OR WATER POOL. YEY WE ARE SO GOOD AT MAKING GAMES YUPPPPIE" - some dumbass nerd geek who works in programing that never touched a car other than his tesla or honda accord

NEXT TIME DONT GET VOICE ACTORS FROM THE DOLLAR STORE PLEASE THEIR VOICES ARE SO ANNOYING I CANT LISTEN TO THE CALLS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE


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forza horizon 4 is better imo, better looking map, decent dialogue but still good to be called a forza horizon game 7/10

22/08/2023 update:
nvm what i said up there. microsoft, a $2.400.000.000.000 (yup trillion) company, is so hungry for money that spending 100$ for the ultimate version isnt enough. 2 dlcs in which were supposed to be apart on the ultimate edition arent, because microsoft is just craving for those sweet, sweet $15 from the consumers. go ♥♥♥♥ yourself microsoft and those who work on this abomination. 4/10. only buy it if it is at bread price.

i can now have 4k anime tiddies in my monitor. truly life-changing

cool story and stuff
there is also ass

buying this game after playing on the windows store port is just terrible

its laggy and crashes constantly

i dont recommend it. wait a few months until its on sale again so it gives time for devs to fix the absurd amount of problems the steam port has

edit 21/8: its all fixed! buy it :)

2d minecraft but better

Wholesome

it's ok