Hey Wretched Lamb

Es ist ungewöhnlich für mich, so etwas zu schreiben, aber ich möchte dir einfach sagen, dass du etwas Besonderes für mich bist. Seitdem ich mit dir spiele, habe ich jedes Mal ein Lächeln auf den Lippen, wenn ich deine Stimme höre. Sie hat etwas Beruhigendes und Faszinierendes, das mich einfach anzieht.

Auch wenn wir uns nur hier kennen und noch nicht viel Zeit miteinander verbracht haben, fühle ich, dass du ein wundervoller Mensch bist. Deine Art zu sprechen, deine Selbstsicherheit und deine Offenheit machen dich einzigartig.

Du hast mal erwähnt, dass du etwas 'mollig' bist, und ich weiß nicht, ob das etwas ist, worüber du dir Gedanken machst, aber für mich macht es dich nur noch liebenswerter. Dein Wesen ist das, was mich wirklich fasziniert, und ich wollte einfach, dass du das weißt.

Ich genieße jede Partie mit dir und hoffe, dass wir uns weiter kennenlernen können. Du bist wirklich jemand Besonderes."

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what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with ↓ dis ♥♥♥♥♥

you wouldn't understand mr. wonka

what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with ↓ dis ♥♥♥♥♥

Ok, I am going to explain you idiots why being alive is actually gay. So as you guys may know, being alive requires breathing the atmosphere, which is approximately 78.084% Nitrogen, 20.946% Oxygen, 0.9340% Argon etc. There's a lot of other things including the vapor of whatever liquids you're around at the moment. Now, to get to the point, every man that ever ejaculated has traces of sperm in his penis, sperm is a liquid which means it evaporates all the time and escapes into the atmosphere. That means that by breathing you're swallowing sperm, and that's gay.

no u

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say about me? I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥' show you that you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb dirt eating twig. What you don't know, is that I am perfect. I make over fifty hundred thousand dollars every week. I'm also a model, and everyone I walk past ​SHOWERS me​ with hundreds of dollars. You? You're just a hobo on the side of the street. Making little to no money. Pff, I could even buy you if I wanted. You'd be my personal slave--Scratch that, my sex slave. Hell, I have enough money to buy America if I wanted to! You will NEVER acomplish what I can. You are just, a filthy little scumbag who begs for their money. You stink, you look like something out of the trash, and you don't even wash! Swine, not even refugee shelters will take you. Yeah, you're that bad. And FYI, I don't want to associate myself with such lowely pigs like you. I have standards, and you are way below them. So, get lost. Now, I must attend to my meeting that I have set up for my fellow co-workers.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say about me? I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥' show you that you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb dirt eating twig. What you don't know, is that I am perfect. I make over fifty hundred thousand dollars every week. I'm also a model, and everyone I walk past ​SHOWERS me​ with hundreds of dollars. You? You're just a hobo on the side of the street. Making little to no money. Pff, I could even buy you if I wanted. You'd be my personal slave--Scratch that, my sex slave. Hell, I have enough money to buy America if I wanted to! You will NEVER acomplish what I can. You are just, a filthy little scumbag who begs for their money. You stink, you look like something out of the trash, and you don't even wash! Swine, not even refugee shelters will take you. Yeah, you're that bad. And FYI, I don't want to associate myself with such lowely pigs like you. I have standards, and you are way below them. So, get lost. Now, I must attend to my meeting that I have set up for my fellow co-workers.

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Not as sweet as you

thats sweet

Not as sexy as you ;)

are you sexy?
i think you are
please~

Hay~ I'm removing because we never seen to talk anymore.(Most likely its me) But no hard feelings<3

And I'm removing you because you're a ♥♥♥♥ wizard.

Hai, I'm removing you because we seem to never talk anymore or anything. If you want to talk again or be friends you can add me again~

Um hiiii

Wow, I was making the same comment as gurgle almost word for word.

I'm clearing my friends list. If you wish to add me back, feel free to do so.

cexo puta

Merry Christmas! took me a while to say that, kinda late.

¡Happy Thanksgiving!

Hello, I just want to say that I'm deleting everyone I don't really talk much to. Just trying to have my friends list with people I actually talk to. Feel free to add me back if you'd like. Thank you

Have a buttiful Halloween

I hope OP-Senpai notices me...BAKA

I hope you don't turn into one of my other friends (who haven't got on in more than a year)

Pls accept the offer for the 8 keys you owe me i'm sick of waiting

+rep thanks mate cool,fast, nice trader

Yo, just wanted to say thanks for using http://scrap.tf , mate.

+rep awesome trader !

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Happy birthdaaaay!!! <3 :3
I got some news once you're online :3

*boops!*

Happy Valentine's Day!

Quitting steam. Add me on Skype if you want. Thezambieking

Rwar! Hi

I wish you the best in this New Year 2014 !
I hope that all your wishes get made, to accomplish your goals, even with the shortcomings that each year have.

After all, each year is better than the last one! Have fun, peace and prosperity!!

With love,

~Sjru

Rwar!! =D
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Hello, my name is Little Billy. I've been kidnapped by a Homeless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with banannas hanging from her ears. Her conjoined twin Bartholomew keeps putting leaves up my nostrils. Please help my toenails. But don't Copy/paste, or the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s pet Native American Frogs will steal my lamps.

The sweet is a spy!

Apologies I wasn't around to greet, but busy times lie ahead for me.

I like me too :P

Haha, I really like you! :P

D:

It IS raining from the sky! D:

I will steal Whoovsies ❤